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@CaptAlbertWhisker (32747)
Calgary, Alberta
March 15, 2016 4:46pm CST
There are dozens of discussions here where I want to participate but I can't because my telcom is giving me a very terrible internet service. I decided to make an acrostic poem out of the error I kept on getting from my terrible ISP provider. An acrostic poem is basically an acronym in form of a poem. I challenge everyone to make their own acrostic poem out of anything.
Here is the anger my internet connection has been giving me the last 3 hours:
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Do I have to see the cactus skipping T-rex on a regular basis
Now I can't even make an image search of daisies
Speed of my connection is zero bytes per seconds
Please improve your miserable service
Rotate your servers and make my speed a bliss
Obviously your deservice to customers is full of malice
Be a nice and give the consumers what the commercial promised
Enough of this inconvenience and injustice
For some reason your company is still succeeding
It is like there is no escape on the way you do your deceiving
Now I am Jelous of the South Koreans because their internet is fast
It's is not 1995 anymore but my connection is like the one from the past
Sadly the other companies are also bad
How come my internet connection makes me sad
Enough of making browsers crash and not respond
Do you know I demand a huge compensation and refund
Nine times a day I complain to your customer hotline
Oh how I wish a new company will rise and make your sales decline
Is there a reason why you are not improving
No, Your appologies are not helping
Tell me why I can't connect even if the images are disabled
ERR_CONNECTION_RESET errors will make customers make you humbled
Rapid milking of your cashcow will be enjoyable for you for now
No my susbcription wont be forever so get ready to take a vow
Earnings of your company will fall someday
Ten years from now all the customers will betray
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Are you happy with your ISP provider when it comes to quality of internet speed and price of monthly bills?
Weird Trivia: If you got a DNS error with google chrome and you click the space button, you can play a game similar to flappy bird. The t-rex will move and you will help him dodge those cacti.
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@CaptAlbertWhisker (32747)
• Calgary, Alberta
18 Mar 16
@Lucky15 I almost considered using globe but it seemed like base on your experience they suck. PLDT and skycable might be the best option but they dont have prepaid.
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@Lucky15 (37374)
• Philippines
18 Mar 16
@CaptAlbertWhisker haha. I am thinking changing mybprovider
@Lucky15 (37374)
• Philippines
17 Mar 16
@CaptAlbertWhisker am ising globe...and they love to slow down my net
And injust had another security error
@TiarasOceanView (70022)
• United States
15 Mar 16
Oh I know it is always some aggravation my friend.
Sometimes here it does this but not as bad I do not believe.
I hope one day your service will be appropriate for what you pay.
Sorry it is happening like this.
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32747)
• Calgary, Alberta
17 Mar 16
Sorry if I took two days to reply on this one. I had been trying for days but my connection is fast as snail in the dessert. I encountered Mr. DNS error T-rex on every single hour of those days. I just complained on my telcom and encountered the rudest customer service rep.
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@TiarasOceanView (70022)
• United States
17 Mar 16
@CaptAlbertWhisker They are useless (customer service)Albert..so sorry you having this terrible problems.
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32747)
• Calgary, Alberta
17 Mar 16
@TiarasOceanView I use to work as a customer service guy so i am always nice to customer service people but the one I talked with triggered by buttons and made me explode.
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@MGjhaud (23240)
• Philippines
16 Mar 16
i can feel the frustration in there. ive got the same problem but i guess i have to understand because im living in the middle of a huge farmland. a bit away from small town where everybody gets to have better 3G or ISP signal.
that trivia on the other hand is interesting.. and weird.
@MGjhaud (23240)
• Philippines
18 Mar 16
@CaptAlbertWhisker i havent tried playing flappy bird but i might do the same if i encounter those t-rex.
and yeah i dont see much from you around here since i started mylotting again. hoping it'll be fixed so soon.
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32747)
• Calgary, Alberta
17 Mar 16
If you can tolerate playing Flappy bird, You might enjoy the "Jumping T-rex game" I can't believe I end up playing that game because I can't connect to any website no matter what I do. I think I will be able to earn a dollar a day in Mylot if my connection cooperates with me.
@thesids (22180)
• Bhubaneswar, India
16 Mar 16
Heck. I am up for this Weird Trivia. But if I go by that space and get that T-Rex move, I will be playing that thing almost all day long.
my internet is quite erratic. Though I pay for at least 512 KBPS, the max I get is 50Kbps. And that speed really kills my work many a times. Not to mention the days where I keep getting almost
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32747)
• Calgary, Alberta
17 Mar 16
Mr.T-rex and I are becoming close friends because my garbage internet connection made me encounter him a lot. I had been abusing the space bar of my keyboard playing that game because I can't connect for days. I actually tried replying to you in the past 2 days but Mr. T-rex loves showing up on my screen.
@crossbones27 (49721)
• Mojave, California
17 Mar 16
I am never happy with any of this.They more or less just know they are smarter than us. Things that are not good as as being a true professional. True sustainable living should make for a better and happier population. Never going to know everything, but when bad stuff happens we will know how to get through it/
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32747)
• Calgary, Alberta
17 Mar 16
I am applying for a new telcom but the best telcom here takes 3 months before getting approved. I dont know why they dont approve me yet when I own a business so I obviously can afford to pay them monthly.
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@Letranknight2015 (52079)
• Philippines
16 Mar 16
Wow I did not notice that. it always happens to me with other sites, instead i just restart them. I will try this if it ever happens again.
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32747)
• Calgary, Alberta
17 Mar 16
I scored 1000 on the latest appearance of the T-Rex. I think my internet connection is so bad that I am starting to master "flappy T-rex"