Interesting Mall Story

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I meant to post this couple days ago, as I went to the mall a couple days ago. I went there to pick up a few odds and ends. Anyways I was walking through when one of the females, at one of those kiosk asked me to try this product. I figured okay I have no where to be today so, I have nothing but time. The product was I guess for making the skin on the face look better but, most of us know that you can't really change how you look. Since it is all about in the gene pool. Anyways she tried it on my hand and, it began to clump up. She said "oh it is because you have dry hands and, this won't happen on your face". I thought well I have dry skin everywhere in the winter time, I am not putting this crap on my face. So then the other lady comes over. She pretty much in a nice way tells me that I am ugly and I am single because, I don't use the cream they are trying to sell me. They keep going on about how my face as red areas and other imperfection. I keep thinking to myself "well no wonder you haven't be able to sell your product, you bloody suck at it". Then she goes on about how she will sell the product to me for $64.99, regular $149.99 because, she wants me to look good. By now I am starting to get a little annoyed. So I tell them I don't have the perfect body, I have scars and other imperfections. I love myself the way I am and, don't let society tell me how I should look. She then goes on to day that she is a smart woman and, I am a smart man. I told her "you may be a smart woman but I am smarter man because, I am not buying your product. I maybe be ugly but, I am not stupid. Beauty fades and dumb is forever. I told her to stop trying too make people perfect because, you certainly suck at it. Then I walked a way pretty much laughing to myself.