A New Kind of Beer
By Jeff Moffitt
@moffittjc (121582)
Gainesville, Florida
May 10, 2016 6:33pm CST
Did anyone watch the tv show "The Doctors" this morning? I happened to be in the waiting room at the car dealership waiting to pick up my truck from a service appointment, and I caught a few minutes of the show.
This morning, the doctors were talking about a new type of beer that has originated out of Poland.
GROSS FACTOR 10 ALERT! This might get a little gross, so if things gross you out easily, I would suggest you stop reading!!!
Apparently in Poland, there is a beer made from the lactic acid of a woman's vagina, which--according to those who have sampled it--tastes like champagne!
Although the show didn't go into detail (thank goodness!), apparently there is a way to harvest the juices from a woman's vagina, and safely use it to make beer. According to the report, there are mechanisms in place to ensure that the lactic acid is free from bacteria or other harmful germs. A healthy model from the Czech Republic was used to make the initial batch of beer.
With the abundance of lactic acid readily available in the world today, why in the name of all that is good would someone want to make beer from a woman's vaginal juices? And I don't know if the fact that it tastes like champagne is a good or bad thing!
Ok, I told you this was gross! Don't be mad at me if you found this disturbing, because I sure did when I saw the story on tv!
What are you thoughts on this?
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11 responses
@andriaperry (116936)
• Anniston, Alabama
11 May 16
I am laughing my butt off!
Maybe I should invite someone over for Champagne? LMAO!
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@moffittjc (121582)
• Gainesville, Florida
11 May 16
Just don't tell them where you got your "champagne!"
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You mean...gentlemen write more number of gross posts? 
@moffittjc (121582)
• Gainesville, Florida
22 Jul 16
@vandana7 I guess it just depends on your perspective. What might be gross to one person might be a masterpiece to another person!
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@moffittjc (121582)
• Gainesville, Florida
21 Jul 16
I only wrote ONE gross post! You can't label me based on one post!!! lol
{and I never claimed to be a gentleman! lol}
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@moffittjc (121582)
• Gainesville, Florida
11 May 16
It very well could be. Obviously, I think it's something that would be difficult to mass produce, unless there were millions of women eagerly lining up to have lactic acid removed from their nether regions.
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@ramapo17 (30441)
• Melbourne, Florida
11 May 16
@moffittjc Who tests these things out or even thinks about them.
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@ramapo17 (30441)
• Melbourne, Florida
12 May 16
@moffittjc This wasn't my post. I read it on here too.
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@moffittjc (121582)
• Gainesville, Florida
16 Jul 16
I should have put a big warning sign at the top of the post! LOL
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@moffittjc (121582)
• Gainesville, Florida
17 Jul 16
@Daljinder I think you are right! Even more people would want to read the post if I had put a big WARNING label at the top!
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@Daljinder (23236)
• Bangalore, India
16 Jul 16
@moffittjc lol I think warning may attract more people to read! 
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@snowy22315 (180678)
• United States
11 May 16
That sounds super strange! I will not be drinking it!
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@moffittjc (121582)
• Gainesville, Florida
14 May 16
@ramapo17 I'm right there with you on that...I really wonder about the world today as well. It was funny though, while the segment was on, there were about 10 people in the dealership's waiting room, all but two of us women. The eight or so women had their eyes glued to the tv, and us two guys were like "Are you kidding?" lol finally, the other guy asked somebody to please get up and change the channel!
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@ramapo17 (30441)
• Melbourne, Florida
12 May 16
@moffittjc Its makes me wonder about the world today.
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@JamesHxstatic (29413)
• Eugene, Oregon
14 May 16
Holy brewer's yeast, Batman! That was a strange thing they came up with for the show.
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@moffittjc (121582)
• Gainesville, Florida
12 May 16
The scary part is, nothing seems to be shocking these days, or off limits, or out of bounds. A complete decay of our mores and values.
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@ramapo17 (30441)
• Melbourne, Florida
12 May 16
@moffittjc Isn't that the truth.
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@ElizabethWallace (12074)
• United States
11 May 16
My thoughts are that the producers of the show must have been hard up for anything of substance to include in their program. Just because something happens in the world, doesn't mean that it is worthy of airtime on television. How about something of value, and not just sensational subjects? What ever happened to integrity? Now there would be a topic of interest.
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@moffittjc (121582)
• Gainesville, Florida
12 May 16
I agree with your assessment! The entire episode on this particular day seemed to be filled with crap that really wasn't newsworthy in my mind. I guess they were scraping the bottom of the barrel on this particular day.
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@ramapo17 (30441)
• Melbourne, Florida
12 May 16
@moffittjc It kind of beats all the stuff on tv about the elections
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@ElizabethWallace (12074)
• United States
12 May 16
@moffittjc This type of thing happens far too often. They even covered a fight at a high school on the news this week. It was nothing out of the ordinary, just a couple of boys swinging at each other. That news? I don't think so.
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