Why should a poor cat starve? / myLot

New Zealand

May 12, 2016 8:29pm CST

It's very distressing. I have been exercising vigorously this morning - ok maybe not vigorously - but I did do some stretches. When I asked my human to refill the cat bowl she would only do so twice in half an hour! Then she has the audacity to suggest that I might loose my svelte figure if I keep eating like this! Doesn't she realise that I have to keep my strength up? I heard her grumbling that I'll soon be the size of Morpheus if I keep this up - but that could never happen as i'm much to delicate to reach his majestic proportions. I keep complaining that I have a fast metabolism and that I need constant sustenance. Is it my fault that Blue feels the need to clear out the plate between refills? That's a dog for you. So do you think I have a case to take to the feline complaints tribunal? - Sylf - aka Super spy cat

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Belle Starr (Iz)

@BelleStarr (61102)

• United States

14 May 16

I think you will need more than one time to really secure your case!! lol

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BobbyDem

@bwjsdems (496)

• New Zealand

14 May 16

@BelleStarr but it happens every dayyyyyyyy!

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Belle Starr (Iz)

@BelleStarr (61102)

• United States

14 May 16

@bwjsdems Then I think you have a case lol but it is never good to upset mama!!

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BobbyDem

@bwjsdems (496)

• New Zealand

15 May 16

@BelleStarr Mama loves me no matter what - she always says so.

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Judy Evans

@JudyEv (340019)

• Rockingham, Australia

29 May 16

Twice in half an hour seems a bit stingy but you don't want to become too rotund, do you?

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Judy Evans

@JudyEv (340019)

• Rockingham, Australia

30 May 16

@bwjsdems Some humans just have no heart!

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BobbyDem

@bwjsdems (496)

• New Zealand

30 May 16

@JudyEv I know. It's so unfair! I will most probably waste away to nothing and then she'll be sorry! - Sylf

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BobbyDem

@bwjsdems (496)

• New Zealand

30 May 16

I have been attempting to up the ante to once every 10 minutes but mama won't have a bar of it. She keeps tapping at the darn keyboard instead - Sylf

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goingeagle3

@eagletrek2 (5499)

• Kingston, New York

13 May 16

rember your human is your CPA = cat personal asstaisnt. the cats are the master remind your human what her job is .

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BobbyDem

@bwjsdems (496)

• New Zealand

14 May 16

I try and try to remind her every day. I have been becoming more assertive in the past few months and I plan to move in on Morphie's patch soon (but don't tell him that) - Sylf.

Jabo

@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

13 May 16

You cats are finding your way to MyLot - there's Mildred and Huck, and probably more that I don't know about.

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BobbyDem

@bwjsdems (496)

• New Zealand

14 May 16

I used to write with Guiness and Mildred and Freya on Bubblews. I can't wait to see more of Huck.

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Inlemay

@Inlemay (17713)

• South Africa

13 May 16

I love cats and many members love cats too - so tag CATS in every-time you do a post and you will be on your way to a good following here. Welcome to MyLot

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BobbyDem

@bwjsdems (496)

• New Zealand

14 May 16

My human takes care of all the tags - I just look cute and write! - Sylf

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