Plotting a future...away from the Mafia

@Genipher (5405)
United States
May 14, 2016 7:28pm CST
When we moved to our rental, oh so many years ago, I was looking forward to starting a garden. I wanted plenty of home-grown veggies that I could harvest and can in preparation for the upcoming zombie apocalypse. You know how it is. And then the local Feral Cat Mafia came and put the smack-down on our dreams. They dug up our strawberries and thwarted every effort we made at self-sustainability. They spat in our faces, reminding us that we'd invaded THEIR turf. We were driven out of the gardening business. Permanently. We hold onto the hope that, one day, we'll move out from under the syndicate's paws. However, until that glorious day of freedom arrives, I've been scheming and plotting for our future vegetable garden. And I've decided to go with Paul Gautschi's "Back to Eden" method. First of all, if you haven't heard about Back to Eden gardening, I'd encourage you to watch the free documentary that's online. It's a bit long but it's pretty amazing. So just trust me and do it. And, (b), I think this method could not only work for backyard gardens, but it could solve some of the problems in the U.S. where drought has become an issue. Because, as you'll see in the video, it takes very little water to keep this type of garden thriving!! Now I just need to replace my black thumb with a green one, get us away from the Cat Gangsta's, and pray that the zombie takeover waits until I've got a garden flourishing. I have a feeling it's going to be a long wait. Has anyone out there used the Back to Eden gardening method? Did it work for you? And for those that suffer with a black thumb...can a person grow out of that? (pun intended! Oh, yeah!)
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@TheHorse (220263)
• Walnut Creek, California
28 May 16
The ground squirrel Mafia has me under its paws Here in drought-stricken California. I tried paying them off. I tried scaring them off. Nothing works.
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@Genipher (5405)
• United States
29 May 16
If you buckle under their demands then they'll just start asking more and more nuts from you! Have you tried hiring some enforcers? Maybe find a new gang to take over the territory? I have some feral cats here that would love the job!!
@RubyHawk (99405)
• Atlanta, Georgia
15 May 16
I have never heard of black gardening. I hope your garden does well.
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@Genipher (5405)
• United States
15 May 16
Have you heard of the term "green thumb"? I don't have that. My thumb is black when it comes to growing things. But I haven't given up hope that someday I'll be able to have a functioning garden. Have you heard of Back to Eden gardening?
• Eugene, Oregon
15 May 16
I have not heard of the Back to Eden method, may have to look into that.
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@just4him (317241)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
18 May 16
I'm sorry you've been hit by the Feral Cat Mafia. I hadn't heard of the Back to Eden project, but sounds interesting. And I don't know if a person can grow out of a black thumb. It hasn't happened to me yet. I hope you find a way to make a hit on the Mafia.
@just4him (317241)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
19 May 16
@Genipher Too bad they control the Fuzz, you might have had a chance. Have you thought about planters and doing a planter garden? You might be able to keep the Mafia away from those and who knows, you might grow a green thumb.
@Genipher (5405)
• United States
18 May 16
Unfortunately, this Mafia has The Fuzz in their back pockets. They're untouchable. Poo. So I'm doomed with a black thumb for LIFE? sigh.
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@Genipher (5405)
• United States
19 May 16
@just4him I'd need it completely fenced and enclosed at the top, too. Otherwise the cats will just climb right over. They tend to think any bit of accessible dirt is a toilet.
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@ridingbet (66854)
• Philippines
16 May 16
no green thumb for me, i can only grow an okra because it does not need watering much
@Genipher (5405)
• United States
17 May 16
I killed mint. MINT! The herb that is supposed to thrive and spread EVERYWHERE. But I'm bound and determined to be successful at gardening...someday.
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@ridingbet (66854)
• Philippines
17 May 16
@Genipher what? why mint? did you accidentally uproot it? or you were unaware that that was mint?
@Genipher (5405)
• United States
17 May 16
@ridingbet I had it potted and maybe watered it too much? I'm not sure. They say mint is hard to kill but somehow, I managed it.
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@almitrah (17)
31 May 16
You can absolutely convert your black thumb to green. I suggest you begin with a nice compost heap. Our garden soil used to be hard and nasty, within a couple years of my DH composting (everything he can get his hands on) our garden is loose and fine and rich. So nice. Now if we could just get out of the shade that our neighbor's tree throws into our space.