An Ode to My Bunion
@theBlock (2657)
United States
May 22, 2016 12:28pm CST
The onion that's my bunion is not very fun-ion.
Alas! I think it's giving birth--that's my opinion.
Oh, my pedicurist, Nini, screams when she sees me.
Then she hangs up the "Closed" sign, and she prays that I leave.
Oh, Bunion, won't you just go away and shrink in size!
Please, at least grow a toenail, so you'll look like the other guys.
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@TiarasOceanView (70022)
• United States
22 May 16
@theBlock A handsome lad such as yourself should not be short of happiness
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@theBlock (2657)
• United States
22 May 16
@TiarasOceanView
Hey, what about me! My bunion is happy!
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@theBlock (2657)
• United States
22 May 16
@TiarasOceanView Aww ... you're making me blush
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@BelleStarr (61101)
• United States
23 May 16
lol who would have thought to rhyme bunion with onion !! And now I guess you are doneion with it!! lol 
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@BelleStarr (61101)
• United States
23 May 16
@theBlock lol I am known for my talent for creating new words
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@theBlock (2657)
• United States
23 May 16
@BelleStarr
Hey, a new word! Doneion!
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@acelawrites (19272)
• Philippines
31 May 16
They are growing healthy too! Oh your bunions!
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@theBlock (2657)
• United States
31 May 16
@acelawrites
That's true- they are heathy. it looks like I have another toe--gross :(
@JudyEv (342088)
• Rockingham, Australia
27 May 16
Well doneion indeed! I cheated - I've already read @BelleStarr's response.
I cheated - I've already read @BelleStarr's response.1 person likes this
