When you know you gotta see the world a bit more!
By Wendy789
@Drosophila (16571)
Ireland
May 23, 2016 8:51am CST
I was having breakfast in my usual Cafe..
Chomping down the scrambled eggs and myLotting away
When this tourist sat down on the next table.
After flipping the map in 10 different directions, she finally looked my way for help.
"Do you know where I can get the bus to Dubai?" she asked.
"Where to???"
"Dubai."
"Erm I don't think you can get a bus there. Its very far away!"
"Really? I thought its only 20min ride from the airport!"
"Oh! You mean Dublin!!" - I offered.
"Yea, that's what I said, Dubai." - She corrected me!
So I gave her the directions to the bus stop heading into Dublin!
"Just one more thing, can I pay the fare with (currency X)?"
"No, we use EUROS! welcome to the EU."
She stomped off, no doubt cursing me under her breath...
I hope she won't be disappointed there ain't no desert in Dublin..
Ever met folks like that?? what would you have said if you were there?
How's your Monday looking?
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@hereandthere (45645)
• Philippines
23 May 16
that was unbelievable! i'm imagining her and the bus driver.
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@hereandthere (45645)
• Philippines
23 May 16
@Drosophila and that he'll only take euros
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
23 May 16
@hereandthere yes! it's annoying when you have to explain the Republic of Ireland is its own country! Part of EU, takes Euros..
Its not part of UK, no pounds or anything else is accepted here.
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
23 May 16
lol ya the poor dude! I guess he's gonna have to explain to her Dublin is the end stop.
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@just4him (317089)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
23 May 16
I would have enlightened her that she was in Ireland not Arabia, and Dubai was across a couple bodies of water and a lot of land mass before she would arrive at her destination. Then if she realized her mistake, I would give her the information for Dublin.
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
23 May 16
lol.. yes, she'll probably still insist it's pronounced Dubai xD
I actually wish I could hear her chat with the bus driver
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
23 May 16
@just4him Indeed! and I bet she'd try something like paying with her credit card to lol..
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@just4him (317089)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
23 May 16
@Drosophila Now that would be interesting.
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@vandana7 (100288)
• India
25 Jun 16
@Drosophila Many from our country are ignorant. If she was carrying pound then she is ignorant about "Dublin" and "Dubai" was not the intended destination. I have a vague suspicion she belonged to my country.
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
25 Jun 16
@vandana7 lol! she was caucasian with an odd accent
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
24 Jun 16
hahaha yes.. I think so too! though am not sure you can spend pound in Dubai either
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@DaddyEvil (137259)
• United States
23 Jun 16
Well, that depends... I might have ask her if she meant in the UAE, but if I am still eating my breakfast, probably not.
I can be a teeny bit caustic if someone interrupts my breakfast, so she probably would have gotten, "So, you must be the village idiot. I never expected to actually meet one, but have always heard there is one in every town."
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@DaddyEvil (137259)
• United States
24 Jun 16
@Drosophila Well, omelets or scrambled eggs are my favorite breakfasts. I usually like to be helpful, but eggs get cold too fast! I am not a fan of cold eggs on my best day!
I've been ask if I know how far it is to Monet (as in the painter) instead of Monett, the town 12 miles to the west of my hometown before... Yeah, she made the mistake of interrupting my omelet, too.... I told her if she was looking for the artist's grave, then she was a on the wrong continent.
She looked at me like I was the simpleton... then ask, "Grave? I want the town." To which I replied, "Oh, you must mean Monett... that's 12 miles on Highway 60 West."
At least she had the good graces to thank me for the directions, and started to walk away.... Then turned back to me and ask how did she find Highway 60 West.... I pointed out the window beside me and told her to try the Highway right there, with the sign that showed Highway 60 West.
She blushed almost purple before turning tail and almost running to her car! Later, I drove to Monett just to make sure the 12 miles of straight stretch highway hadn't confused her any worse!
I was being polite, right?! Idiots! They come in every shape and size!
I've wondered why they always seem to choose to ask me instead of one of the people eating sandwiches or something else cold to start with? SMH!
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@DaddyEvil (137259)
• United States
24 Jun 16
@ChesneyM I do not come onto myLot until after I have eaten something. As I said, I can be a touch uhm... rough if I don't have something to eat...
Usually, I am friendly even before I eat, but I have never suffered fools gladly. (I do my best to abstain from calling them fools, and I do know that even the best people among us can have one of those moments............ but bother me while I am eating eggs..... well, how can that be counted against me?)
I wish we had an emoji that had puppydog eyes, a halo and little hands clasp together... It could also have a tiny pair of horns growing from its temples holding the little halo up... Yeah, that would be an emoji I could use more than I use even the raspberry guy emoji!
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
23 Jun 16
HAHAHAHA... ya, I don't like it when someone interrupts my wolfing down process either lol
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
23 May 16
Indeed, also got a lot of people mispronouncing "The Quay's"... .
@boiboing (13153)
• Northampton, England
23 May 16
@Drosophila How do they say it? Kays? or Qways? but not Keys.
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
23 May 16
Indeed, you are a pro though.. am sure you've been to both Dublin and Dubai..lots
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@DianneN (247186)
• United States
23 May 16
@Drosophila Dublin, but not Dubai. My husband refuses to ever go there.
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@annierose (21583)
• Philippines
24 May 16
I find it improper to act like that especially in her position where she was the one asking for a favor for you to answer her question. She has an air of superiority. I wonder where does she came from.
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
24 May 16
Yes, I did think it was odd that she was trying to tell me that Dublin is really called Dubai..
She had an odd accent, not sure where from.
And she wondered if she could use "pound" in Ireland.
After the little exchange, I didn't feel like I wanted to explain how the Republic of Ireland is their own country. We are not part of UK. And if she continues to assume as such, she will just piss off the locals.
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
24 May 16
@annierose I wish I could have heard the chat with the bus driver
@suzybear (78)
• London, England
25 May 16
@Drosophila Yeah lmao followed by a swift kick
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
25 May 16
lol.. yas, or charge her for the fare to "Dubai" :D
hahahaha
@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
23 May 16
I was too shocked to laugh lol..
It was like from a movie script
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
24 May 16
Very wrong end.. its a bit like looking for Austria in Australia!
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
24 May 16
I agree! when you don't have the right map... no wonder she couldn't find "Dubai" on her map
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@hereandthere (45645)
• Philippines
24 May 16
@Drosophila i did think of that yesterday, that maybe it's one of those hidden camera shows
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
23 May 16
Yep, you know you hear these stories of dumb tourist...
Then you come across one.. and its like "am I being punked?"
@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
24 May 16
@hereandthere No, unfortunately, that girl really is not that dialled in...
@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
23 May 16
HAHAHA!!! yes..but she'd have to get to the "KEYS" first, not "Qways"...
@BlissfullySilent (476)
• India
23 May 16
Hilarous!!
i bet she'll create a scene definately wherever she'll go during trip
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
23 May 16
Indeed! I didn't have the heart to tell her Republic of Ireland is not actually part of UK.
And she will only piss the local off, if she insisted it is. :D
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