A response to 'Bad Words'

@ison_1 (1240)
June 6, 2016 8:30am CST
Hi all I was chatting with @Inlemay earlier and turns out that the word for a female dog is not allowed on this site, it gets flagged as a bad word. Inlemay has written a great post about it, you should check it out. But my mischievous self couldn't resist testing these boundaries. So I wrote a little poem. There are no swear words in this poem, (in fact, all refer to animals) but I wonder how many will be allowed: It seems I can mention a buxom lass And marvel at her massive ass But what about the pets of a hussy? I can mention her kitty, but not her p**** And I’m pretty sure this site will lock If I try and mention a crowing cock And to what word are we going to switch For a female dog as we can’t say b**ch? Will Mylot succumb and have a fit If I mention I’ve just seen a tit? (And a great one it was too) I guess when I try and submit this I'll find out what's banned Tried to submit, and surprisingly most were okay. I wonder how the banned list is defined? Later
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13 responses
Inlemay
@Inlemay (17713)
• South Africa
6 Jun 16
It seems the banned list is defined By the words of the charro -nnay kind, For it sure was clear I cannot use Any words that may abuse! Ha ha ha great post. I'll give you full marks for your hussy!
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John King
@ison_1 (1240)
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7 Jun 16
hahaha...Good morning Lany :) Thanks, glad you like it
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Inlemay
@Inlemay (17713)
• South Africa
7 Jun 16
@ison_1 Good Morning - almost got a Bad Error flag, but you were very clever in the choice of words even though the connotations remained the same
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John King
@ison_1 (1240)
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7 Jun 16
@Inlemay Hehehe...wide eyed and innocent...that's me
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Jabo
@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
6 Jun 16
I love this - so creative and funny!
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John King
@ison_1 (1240)
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7 Jun 16
Thank you
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John King
@ison_1 (1240)
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7 Jun 16
@cacay1 hi there! Glad you liked it
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Erly Maglangit
@cacay1 (84220)
• Cagayan De Oro, Philippines
7 Jun 16
@jaboUK, I am laughing here alone, nice creation.
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allen0187
@allen0187 (58574)
• Philippines
7 Jun 16
Funny poem! Hilarious! Curious as to how the banned words are defined now.
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allen0187
@allen0187 (58574)
• Philippines
8 Jun 16
@ison_1 intrigued doesn't even cut it. I want a full disclosure from the site!
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John King
@ison_1 (1240)
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7 Jun 16
Cheers, yes, it has me intrigued.
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crazyhorseladycx
@crazyhorseladycx (39509)
• United States
7 Jun 16
what a cute poem, mr. john! i giggle o'er what this place'll take'n not myself.
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John King
@ison_1 (1240)
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7 Jun 16
Thanks. It does seem a bit random doesn't it?
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crazyhorseladycx
@crazyhorseladycx (39509)
• United States
7 Jun 16
@ison_1 yer welcome :) yes sir, seems to be a bit hit'n miss. i've e'en'd some it'd not allow me to write 'n then see others with't?
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Erly Maglangit
@cacay1 (84220)
• Cagayan De Oro, Philippines
7 Jun 16
Why is this banned when there is no crime involved, plus you do not use direct words, but implied.
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Pinay Ako
@AkoPinay (11492)
• Philippines
27 Oct 16
I remember I have a post I cannot submit because of bit-Charities without a dash
Colene
@cpefley (1926)
• San Jose, California
7 Jun 16
Hahahaha, that's hilarious! I don't offend easily, so I'm ok with it lol
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John King
@ison_1 (1240)
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7 Jun 16
Cheers, glad you got to read it, i suspect it won't be around too long!
AnjaP
@Rollo1 (16679)
• Boston, Massachusetts
11 Jun 16
I missed this post that pushed the boundaries of the mylot censors. It's funny how some words trigger it and others are just fine. It's annoying to not be able to use perfectly acceptable words.
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John King
@ison_1 (1240)
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13 Jun 16
Hello Anja!!! :) It's still up so I just kept within the boundaries.
katerina
@thea09 (18305)
• Greece
28 Jun 16
Great poem John. Now you could try the same thing with a selection of British puddings and hit the censor button too.
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John King
@ison_1 (1240)
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28 Jun 16
hahahaha....now there's a challenge! :)
Marie
@Tampa_girl7 (51503)
• United States
7 Jun 16
Well, it looks like you passed their sensors.
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John King
@ison_1 (1240)
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13 Jun 16
Hehehe, I'm guessing only just. Hi Marie.
Anna M. Wilkes
@gr8nana6 (6614)
• Conyers, Georgia
6 Jun 16
Oh wow I love it, very creative I say. Thanks my friend @Inlemay for suggesting this.
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John King
@ison_1 (1240)
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7 Jun 16
Thanks, and hello :)
Inlemay
@Inlemay (17713)
• South Africa
14 Jun 16
Should I call on the Month of John again?
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John King
@ison_1 (1240)
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14 Jun 16
Hehe...Thanks Lany, my butt is kicked!!
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frances r
@Dragonairy1 (1722)
• Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
11 Jun 16
Great, funny poem
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John King
@ison_1 (1240)
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13 Jun 16
Hi Frances :) How are you?
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frances r
@Dragonairy1 (1722)
• Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
13 Jun 16
@ison_1 I'm ok, just busy, how are you?
Elizabeth
@Poppylicious (11133)
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6 Jun 16
I wrote a post about this a couple of weeks ago. It humoured me that I could say fanny but not p.ussy-cat! The banned list is very American, which is cool for us Brits because we could have a bit of fun!
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John King
@ison_1 (1240)
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7 Jun 16
Hahaha, I shall look for that post!