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Koalemos

@Asylum (47893)

• Manchester, England

9 Jun 16

@jaboUK I actually found it to be a difficult subject, which is odd since limericks are traditionally in this genre.

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

9 Jun 16

Bravo Barry! I've used up all my naughty rhymes for now, I may come back at you later

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Judy Evans

@JudyEv (342112)

• Rockingham, Australia

10 Jun 16

@Asylum @jaboUK We have a book of limericks and I don't think there is a clean one amongst them.

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Judy Evans

@JudyEv (342112)

• Rockingham, Australia

10 Jun 16

Your lim'ricks will not offend me They're written in jest I can see I think that they oughta' Be longer, not shorter But lim'ricks they wouldn't then be!

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

10 Jun 16

@JudyEv Lol - you're back in limerick mode! Very clever too 'oughta- shorter'!! Thanks Judy.

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

10 Jun 16

@JudyEv I know the feeling!

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Judy Evans

@JudyEv (342112)

• Rockingham, Australia

10 Jun 16

@jaboUK Sometimes they come quite easily; other times nothing will seem to work.

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Anna

@LadyDuck (472087)

• Switzerland

9 Jun 16

I loved them all Janet, they are funny. Those ladies are terrible.

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

9 Jun 16

@LadyDuck Well if you say they are alright, they must be! So glad you thought they are funny, thanks.

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Anna

@LadyDuck (472087)

• Switzerland

9 Jun 16

@jaboUK I am sure that nobody can feel offended by those verses.

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susan

@sueznewz2 (10409)

• Alicante, Spain

10 Jun 16

I thought they were great.... ssooo funny... I think the one with the remote is my favourite ....lol I don't think you should have any worries about offending anyone....

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

10 Jun 16

@sueznewz2 Thanks for your vote of confidence

. I seem not to have offended anyone so far

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pgn

@pgntwo (22408)

• Derry, Northern Ireland

10 Jun 16

Jabo's Limericks're getting quite racy, Her rhymes making my eyes go hazy Though not her intent, My mind is quite bent And her jokes, they drive me real crazy!

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@rebelann (112967)

• El Paso, Texas

11 Aug 20

Funny limerick retort, love it

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

10 Jun 16

@pgntwo Now you're getting in on the act, Yours is so good, that's a fact, This little ditty Is really quite witty, That's quite a punch it has packed.

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pgn

@pgntwo (22408)

• Derry, Northern Ireland

11 Jun 16

@jaboUK

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@Daljinder (23236)

• Bangalore, India

9 Jun 16

LOL! Poor chaps! They all are left frustrated now.

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

9 Jun 16

@Daljinder Lol - they'll get over it!

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Marie

@Tampa_girl7 (50526)

• United States

9 Jun 16

You naughty woman

they were really cute.

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@rebelann (112967)

• El Paso, Texas

11 Aug 20

You need some more laughs so reread the limericks it'll do that.

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

10 Jun 16

@Tampa_girl7 Lol - I can do naughty, even at my age!

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crazyhorseladycx

@crazyhorseladycx (39509)

• United States

9 Jun 16

aw, i've great hopes that my waterlily'll be bloomin' 'fore too long! bein' a tad bit'n the racy side, eh? lol, enjoyed the much needed giggles, dear friend! big hugs 'n love comin' 'cross the pond :D

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

10 Jun 16

@crazyhorseladycx Yes, just a bit racy

. No-one seems to have minded so far

. You've water lilies on your pond? They must be lovely. Luv comin' back atcha

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

10 Jun 16

@crazyhorseladycx Hope to see some photos when the lilies bloom.

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crazyhorseladycx

@crazyhorseladycx (39509)

• United States

10 Jun 16

@jaboUK lol, bless yer heart. was jest the schtuff i needed to read today:) noperz, nobody minded coz ya don't do 'em raunchy, 's some folks tend to do. yers're always filled with a touch'f class. i used to've many water lilies, sadly only one survived livin' 'n a bucket fer nearly a year. aint sure which'un this'un 's, but 've my fingers crossed 'tis the color changer. 've 'bout 6 leaves that've reached the surface thus far. i'm anxiously awaitin' blossoms! big hugs 'n love, dear friend!

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MARILYN

@Marilynda1225 (83109)

• United States

10 Jun 16

No offense from me and I did enjoy the laugh....

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

10 Jun 16

@Marilynda1225 I'm so happy about that - I know you could do with a laugh just now

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@rebelann (112967)

• El Paso, Texas

11 Aug 20

It's time to reread some funny limericks.

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Marsha

@MarshaMusselman (38865)

• Midland, Michigan

11 Jun 16

I found no offense in these, and they were quite fun indeed. Were these spur of the moment, or from the depths of your tome?

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

11 Jun 16

@MarshaMusselman I don't quite know what you mean about the 'depths of my tome', but initially I jot them down on the spur of the moment. Those are often very different from the end result though.

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

11 Jun 16

@MarshaMusselman I knew that tome was a book, just couldn't quite see how it applied to me. Thanks for explaining.

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Marsha

@MarshaMusselman (38865)

• Midland, Michigan

11 Jun 16

@jaboUK I double checked the definition of 'tome' to be sure I had the right idea/word. It's related to a large book. I'm thinking of your collection of limericks whether they're in a book or your computer it would be a similar idea.

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WorDazza

@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

9 Jun 16

Worthy of the late great Victoria Wood!

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

9 Jun 16

@WorDazza Wow - praise indeed - thanks Dazza

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

9 Jun 16

@WorDazza

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WorDazza

@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

9 Jun 16

@jaboUK You're very welcome. WorDazza always speaks the truth.

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DianneN

@DianneN (247186)

• United States

10 Jun 16

Delightful!!! You never cease to amaze me with your thoughts - lol, or you gift for limerick writing.

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@rebelann (112967)

• El Paso, Texas

11 Aug 20

Something fun to reread.

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

10 Jun 16

@DianneN I'm so pleased that you like these - my body may be old, but my mind isn't

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DianneN

@DianneN (247186)

• United States

11 Jun 16

@jaboUK

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minisam

@miniam (9154)

• Bern, Switzerland

10 Jun 16

I like the remote one.thanks for sharing

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

10 Jun 16

@miniam Thanks, I was just being silly

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

10 Jun 16

@miniam How true that is

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minisam

@miniam (9154)

• Bern, Switzerland

10 Jun 16

@jaboUK Sometimes we need to be silly otherwise life will be too boring.

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ARM

@responsiveme (22926)

• India

10 Jun 16

Poor hubby! His hopes went up, As he got ready to do his stuff. Sadly, it wasn’t to be, She just wanted the remote, you see So he went back to being a TV buff!

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

10 Jun 16

@responsiveme How nice to have another limerickist in the fold! Yours is great, thanks for entering into the spirit of things.

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ARM

@responsiveme (22926)

• India

10 Jun 16

@jaboUK Thank you. I had a tough time with that last word. :) and finally managed with looking up rhyming words on the net.:)

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@rebelann (112967)

• El Paso, Texas

18 Sep 16

I see I neglected to mention how pretty your pond is, that is your pond isn't it? You have the loveliest garden

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@rebelann (112967)

• El Paso, Texas

18 Sep 16

Well, at least there are ponds around @jaboUK there must be a lot of frogs around it to keep the fly population in check ..... I would love to have frogs around here but the poor things don't like it dry and hot.

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

18 Sep 16

@rebelann Yes, frogs like it here in England.

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

18 Sep 16

@rebelann No, I don't have a pond. That was taken in a public park.

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Juliaacv

@Juliaacv (51365)

• Canada

9 Jun 16

You didn't offend me at all, its truthful and so very cute.

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Juliaacv

@Juliaacv (51365)

• Canada

9 Jun 16

@jaboUK Are you kidding me, I thought they were a riot, especially given my day, and running into a lady who has been married a lot longer then I have, now I know that the remote must be part of the secret to their wedded bliss-lol

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

9 Jun 16

@Juliaacv I read your post about that couple, so sweet.

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

9 Jun 16

@Juliaacv Thank you Julia - I did think twice about posting these, so i'm glad you like them.

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Anna M. Wilkes

@gr8nana6 (6614)

• Conyers, Georgia

9 Jun 16

Hahaha they were all funny, especially the first one. "looking for the remote". Don't worry you couldn't offend me if you tried, lol.

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

9 Jun 16

@gr8nana6 Lol - that's good Maria!

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@rebelann (112967)

• El Paso, Texas

11 Aug 20

It was one heck of a duezy though, I still had to laugh even though I read this the first time round.

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Gary Marsh

@garymarsh6 (23404)

• United Kingdom

11 Jun 16

What amusing little ditties At first she got out her bitties. She neednt have bothered her husband had hovered but fell and was smothered. No fun was had for these gitties!

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