The Ill-Fated Breakfast: a limerick

United States
June 12, 2016 4:41am CST
This happened to my coworker on Friday. He ordered a short stack of pancakes, At seven o'clock, for Pete's sakes! At quarter to eight, His still empty plate, Convinced him he should have had cornflakes.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
12 Jun 16
I love this rhyme (though it isn't actually a limerick), it's funny and to the point. I see you based it on something that actually happened. Well done. Thanks for suggesting this @pgntwo
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
12 Jun 16
@pgntwo Yes, I hadn't noticed about the 3rd line - that would make it a perfect limerick.
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
12 Jun 16
If you separate the third line into two at the comma, it's more a Limerick then... ;)
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• United States
12 Jun 16
Thanks. You're right, it doesn't strictly adhere to form/content. It's not a form I've played with since I was a teenager. I loved reading limericks back then.
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
12 Jun 16
Good limerick! I wonder if the cook in an early-start diner has breakfast before he starts work? Oh to be a short-order cook, His bleary eyes so often mistook The waitress's order Notes on the border The diner his fist he then shook!
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
12 Jun 16
@puddleglum And to be up and coping with all those grumps who have yet to take their first swig of coffee... no, not a short-order cook's life for me, I think.
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• United States
12 Jun 16
Thanks! If I were a cook at a place like that, I probably wouldn't want to eat breakfast food. I'd probably have pizza. Nice verse! One should really sympathize with the cook. It can't be easy to keep up with all those orders.
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• United States
12 Jun 16
@pgntwo Yes, people are not at their best in the morning. I'm certainly not!
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@Bluedoll (16773)
• Canada
12 Jun 16
the cook Fred was much too hot he ignored for want of colder so hot cake day was never bought the waitress name was Holder Pete he thought it was a real steal because he lost his break fast times sitting in a booth begging for a meal writing on small napkins silly little rhymes
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@Bluedoll (16773)
• Canada
13 Jun 16
@puddleglum but still get corn flakes
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• United States
13 Jun 16
@Bluedoll Absolutely. No sense in going hungry.
• United States
12 Jun 16
Very nice. Perhaps my coworker should have scribbled on his napkin also. He might have felt more patient then.
@marlina (154131)
• Canada
15 Jun 16
Cute little thing!
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• United States
15 Jun 16
Thanks. I shared this with my coworker and he felt better about his breakfast troubles after reading it.
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@JudyEv (341752)
• Rockingham, Australia
12 Jun 16
That's a long time to wait for pancakes isn't it? Great limerick!
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@JudyEv (341752)
• Rockingham, Australia
13 Jun 16
@puddleglum What a shame to have to walk away and leave them.
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• United States
13 Jun 16
@JudyEv Yes. He deserved something after his wait.
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• United States
12 Jun 16
Thanks! Yes, I'm not sure they were worth it. My coworker didn't think so, he left and told the waitress to cancel the order, since we were supposed to start work at eight.
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@CRK109 (14556)
• United States
17 Jun 16
lol! now that's just great! I love it and you've done such a good job on it!
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@CRK109 (14556)
• United States
17 Jun 16
@puddleglum It just goes to show that inspiration really does come from everywhere!
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• United States
17 Jun 16
@CRK109 So true!
• United States
17 Jun 16
Thanks! My coworker said he was glad his misfortune inspired me. I told him I hoped the limerick would cheer him up after not getting pancakes.
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@toniganzon (72517)
• Philippines
12 Jun 16
i would have had cornflakes as well if it takes that long to wait for a pancake.
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• United States
12 Jun 16
Sometimes the best things in life are the simplest. Lol.
@toniganzon (72517)
• Philippines
12 Jun 16
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@BelleStarr (61102)
• United States
27 Jun 16
lol Very well done and I think he needs to try a different restaurant.
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• United States
27 Jun 16
Thank you, and I agree. There are other places to get breakfast. I think I'll start a petition among my coworkers about this.
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• United States
3 Jul 16
well done :) perhaps the chickens were jest late layin' their eggs 'r the cow refused to be milked? :D
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• United States
3 Jul 16
Since the nearest farm to this restaurant was probably a good twenty miles away, that would actually explain a lot!
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@lilnana1111 (2305)
• United States
22 Jul 16
Cute, made me smile.
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• United States
22 Jul 16
Thanks!
@just4him (317249)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
27 Jun 16
Sometimes it's better to order simple. Great limerick!
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• United States
27 Jun 16
Thanks. Yes, maybe toast and jelly would have been even better.
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• Canada
28 Jun 16
Hunger and waiting, can greatly influence one's choices;)
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• United States
28 Jun 16
Definitely. If the menu had a disclaimer like: Allow 30 extra minutes for pancakes, he would have known what to do. Haha
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@Lucky15 (37374)
• Philippines
28 Jun 16
He have waited too long ;(
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• United States
28 Jun 16
He waited longer than I would have.
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@Daljinder (23236)
• Bangalore, India
12 Jun 16
Did they suffer from growling stomach too?
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• United States
12 Jun 16
He did! I think he tried to fill up on coffee, but that's no substitute for pancakes.
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@savak03 (6684)
• United States
15 Jun 16
@puddleglum Oh no. Lots of coffee on an empty stomach will give you indigestion.
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• United States
16 Jun 16
@savak03 That is probably the other reason he was in a bad mood that morning.
@acelawrites (19272)
• Philippines
12 Jun 16
Just wondering what took them so long to cook the pancakes! He could had been so hungry!
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• United States
12 Jun 16
The cook was new and he apparently saved cooking the pancakes until last. Everyone else got their eggs, biscuits, and everything.