Cruel truths

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The following statements are slightly negative, but I find them really funny 1.Those things that you can not finish today won't worry you, tomorrow, they're still unfinished. 2.You don't have to lose weight any more, your fatness is not the only reason for your bad look. 3.Just look into the mirror at yourself, you may suddenly understand why those misfortunes befall you 4.Nothing is difficult to a man who gives it up. 5.When you feel you're neither beautiful nor wealthy, don't worry, at least you're right about youself. 6.A:Tell me how can you be a millionaire B:In my childhood, I bought an apple for 20 cents, and I wiped it out and made it a better looking one then sold it for 40 cents. Then I bought 2 apples..... A:I know, you can always snowball the profits you have earned B:Not exactly, my father died, and I inherited 100 million dollars from him 7."Even against the whole world, I will protect my dream!" Who do you think you are, can you really go against the whole world? 8.The ugly duckling grows into a beautiful swan, it's because it is actually a swan by birth. 9.You feel you have nothing, not really, at least you have some diseases. 10.The most embarrassing situation:you hate him/her, but he/she doesn't give a fu ck.