It has been a while

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Ok people of cyberland it has been a really log while I have teken a kinda hiatis but it wasnt my fault I am going to blame my mommy brain on this one ok. I have been working some crazy hrs and then on top of all of that I have a 16 month old who is the size of a 3 year old. The (not so little) little man is already half the height of me. Arent we lucky that our children only have to be in this human incubator for 9 months, 10 if you want to include the month that the child is getting fertilized. But enough of that I feel it is time to tell you all about my wonderful (nightmare) of a life in the joyus (crazy) world of motherhood and working fulltime in retail. Maybe I should start titeling these discussions retail mommy. please feel free to respond if you feel that would be a good idea, sounds kinda catchy to me. So my crazy mommy moment of the week.... So my bf,significant other, father of my child decided he was going to start playing WOW again and for those of you who dont exactly know what that is it is world of war craft AKA kill me now. So since he started playing this game again the work load has been piled high on this poor mommy, I had worked a long day full 10 hr shift and didnt get off work till 11 pm. I go to walk in the house and the door is locked I decide to go check the other door since I had been in such a rush I couldnt find my keys (which the baby had hid from me) I walk around to the front of the house I find the hidakey and notice that my sons light is on and as soon as I open the door he starts to cry. It was like an ambush and all I hear from the other room is the raid horn on WOW. SO I get him settled, pick him up adn take him to my room to change his butt. He smelled like a little poop dumpster. His father even noticed as I walked into the room. I asked if he had fed him anthing in his room today (because he isnt supposed to have food in his room) as I am asking this I am channging my son and look down and notice that there is no poop in his diaper only reminince of the fact that there had been some poop in there at one point in time. So I take it that isnt food on the floor in his room then considering that his diaper is empty as can be. He was in such a stun that he looked at me and with the straitest face I have ever seen this man have he said well we are releatives to monkeys :O couldnt believe he had said that. crazy poop flinging giant babies! well that was my retail mommy rant for today, Hope to hear some comments and advice down below.