Bleep Utterance!
By Inlemay
@Inlemay (17713)
South Africa
July 22, 2016 1:54am CST
Yesterday we had such fun reading and responding about the diversity of an oxymoron'ic, best slang word every said in Judy's post "The 'F' word" which lured me to tell this little tale.
Sometimes words are uttered that the mind has already censored - The tongue is faster than the mind!
Sometimes we say a word that isnt remotely what we meant, but it passes the tongue quicker than we can hold it back.
In a conversation with a bunch of my oldie girl friends - where the one's hubby was present as he is the only retired hubby of our lot - a slip of a word has us in hysterics for hours . . during tea and weeks afterwards.
We were discussing the financial implications and changes we undergo when approaching pensionable age and Mag's turned to her husband and said
"Well we will have to condomise if we want to see our way through"
to which he replied
"I dont mind, but I'm not sure it will help with the budget at all!"
by this time we were all ROFL'ing and she wanted to know why . . . .
Blush blush - 'Condomise' instead of 'Economize' - BLEEP . . .go figure!
Have you ever said something tongue twisting strange?
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