You can't help bad luck

@JudyEv (342145)
Rockingham, Australia
July 22, 2016 3:26am CST
Vince has just read out a news item about a bungled robbery which took place in our capital, Perth, Western Australia. A young man entered a chemist shop and attempted to steal some expensive sleep apnea gear – which sounds a bit strange in itself. The pharmacist approached him and the robber produced a knife. However, he accidentally cut himself and fled to the car-park. The pharmacist followed him. A second young man came to the aid of the first and tried to spray the pharmacist with pepper spray. However he had the can pointing the wrong way and sprayed himself in the face! Although the men fled there is a nice clear photo of them. Let's hope, when they get out of gaol, that they don't breed. The photo is of fireworks in Perth last year.
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WorDazza
@WorDazza (15830)
• Manchester, England
22 Jul 16
Sadly, they've probably already bred and the state is now supporting their offspring while they do their time!!
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vanny
@vandana7 (100605)
• India
22 Jul 16
Better they than ISIS..
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WorDazza
@WorDazza (15830)
• Manchester, England
22 Jul 16
@vandana7 If only ISIS were so incompetent!!
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
22 Jul 16
Yes, I guess that's very possible. Such people are a worry.
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Barbara Radisavlejvic
@bagarad (14283)
• Paso Robles, California
22 Jul 16
Thanks for a much needed laugh tonight. You couldn't make this up.
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
22 Jul 16
Too true to be fiction that's for sure!
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vanny
@vandana7 (100605)
• India
22 Jul 16
Reminded me of some things in Charlie Chaplin movies..lol. Great post Judy. :)
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
22 Jul 16
It reads like fiction doesn't it? You wouldn't think people could be so stupid.
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Arthur Chappell
@arthurchappell (44998)
• Preston, England
22 Jul 16
not going to need detectives if crooks are dumb enough to get caught like that lol!
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vanny
@vandana7 (100605)
• India
22 Jul 16
It was sweet..lol
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
22 Jul 16
They just have to find a man with sore eyes and one with a cut hand.
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sofs
@sofssu (23662)
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22 Jul 16
LOL this is hilarious. These guys are no robbers for sure just desperadoes who can't sleep.
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vanny
@vandana7 (100605)
• India
22 Jul 16
Perfect for movies. lol
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sofs
@sofssu (23662)
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22 Jul 16
@JudyEv LOL, that would make wonderful headlines on the evening news
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
22 Jul 16
They would have to be so embarrassed now. Can't you just see the headlines: Wanted, two men. One with sore eyes and one with a knife wound.
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Anna
@LadyDuck (472060)
• Switzerland
22 Jul 16
Judy you made me laugh, that reminds me a thief (here in Switzerland) who assaulted a jewelry and run away using his own car. Plenty of people wrote down the number of the plate and he was caught immediately by the police. Thank your for suggesting this post @MALUSE.
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
22 Jul 16
That's nice of @MALUSE to suggest my post. Thanks @MALUSE. @LadyDuck It is pretty funny isn't it? I don't think these two are going to make master criminals.
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Anna
@LadyDuck (472060)
• Switzerland
22 Jul 16
@JudyEv I would suggest them to find something else to do in life, but it would be hard that they will ever arrive to do anything good.
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
23 Jul 16
@LadyDuck I think they might need very simple tasks if this is any indication of their skills.
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allen0187
@allen0187 (58582)
• Philippines
23 Jul 16
If we eliminate those two from the gene pool, we takes care of two problems - criminality and stupidity!
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
23 Jul 16
That's right. Two less not to mention any progeny.
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koopharper
@koopharper (7601)
• Canada
22 Jul 16
You know if I wrote that into a novel no one would ever believe it.
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
22 Jul 16
Exactly! Sometimes the truth is just too strange to believe.
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koopharper
@koopharper (7601)
• Canada
22 Jul 16
Silvermist
@silvermist (19702)
• India
23 Jul 16
@JudyEv Seems this was their first robbery.I just am thinking about the second man spraying himself.Thanks for the much needed laugh.
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Silvermist
@silvermist (19702)
• India
24 Jul 16
@JudyEv I am reminded of Laurel and Hardy.
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
25 Jul 16
@silvermist It would make quite a funny skit wouldn't it?
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
24 Jul 16
It is a very silly thing to do isn't it? I'm glad it gave you a laugh.
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AbbyGreenhill
@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
22 Jul 16
LOL - they need to find a better line of 'work'
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AbbyGreenhill
@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
22 Jul 16
@JudyEv If they even have day jobs LOL!
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
23 Jul 16
@AbbyGreenhill That's very true. If they are that stupid there is little hope for them.
Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
22 Jul 16
Yes. A good case for 'don't give up your day job'.
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Inlemay
@Inlemay (17713)
• South Africa
22 Jul 16
that was all very unfortunate for all parties it seems!
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
22 Jul 16
Pretty hopeless weren't they? I wonder how long they'll get behind bars.
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Jeff Moffitt
@moffittjc (121729)
• Gainesville, Florida
23 Jul 16
Thankfully for police departments all over the world, most criminals are pretty stupid! lol
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Jeff Moffitt
@moffittjc (121729)
• Gainesville, Florida
24 Jul 16
@JudyEv I never even thought of looking that up on YouTube! You're probably right, there must be a compilation video somewhere out there! I'll have to check it out!
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
25 Jul 16
@moffittjc How about - you check it out and give me the link? We have 4 for dinner tonight and 16 on Saturday (significant birthday) and I'm still sitting here MyLotting. Obviously I don't have time! Have a great day.
Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
24 Jul 16
That's true. There are probably YouTube compilations of 'stupid wannbe criminals'.
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KnehKnah
@KnehKnah (3584)
• Philippines
23 Jul 16
I feel so disturbed when I read news or stories like this, Ms. Judy. It seems, nothing is that "less important" so as not to be a reason for robbery or, worse, causing one's life! What's happening to the world?
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KnehKnah
@KnehKnah (3584)
• Philippines
25 Jul 16
It is, Ms. @JudyEv . Sad. Do you know that there were nights when I stayed awake because not even one of our 6 dogs bark? It's just unusual. Somewhat creepy. Then, in the early morning, a neighbor announced that a nearby house was robbed clean! Gosh!
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
25 Jul 16
@KnehKnah Usually dogs are very aware of what is going on around their territory.
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
23 Jul 16
It is a worry isn't it when there is so much wrongdoing in the world.
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Shami
@shamish (202)
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23 Jul 16
How did he run away when he had sprayed himself with pepper spray?
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
23 Jul 16
It didn't say. Maybe his friend helped him. I don't know how pepper spray affects a person. Does it make them unable to see at all?
Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
23 Jul 16
@shamish There was also a knife being flashed around so I'm not sure what the whole story was.
Shami
@shamish (202)
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23 Jul 16
@JudyEv . Pepper is a spice. So when it is sprayed on some ones eyes it should be burning and he will be rubbing his eyes. Any one who is normal can catch hold of him.
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Jekca
@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
23 Jul 16
I agree, there is dumb, and there is dumb, and what an odd thing to try to steal, I wonder if someone really really needed it.
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Jekca
@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
23 Jul 16
@JudyEv hmmn, that would make sense, if so, at least more sense for someone to even WANT to steal
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crazyhorseladycx
@crazyhorseladycx (39509)
• United States
22 Jul 16
that's a most odd thingy to be tryin' to steal, eh? perhaps though such 'twas needed'n both these chaps jest suffer from sleep deprivation? but, i agree, i hope they've no offspring!
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crazyhorseladycx
@crazyhorseladycx (39509)
• United States
23 Jul 16
@JudyEv hmm, i'd not e'en thought'f such?? reckon 'tis possible? mercy, folks these days jest make my head hurt :(
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
23 Jul 16
@crazyhorseladycx You'd have no idea how some of them are thinking that's for sure.
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susan
@sueznewz2 (10409)
• Alicante, Spain
24 Jul 16
lol's pair of dopes.... like you say ... lets hope they don't breed.... lol's
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susan
@sueznewz2 (10409)
• Alicante, Spain
24 Jul 16
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
24 Jul 16
How embarrassing for them but being dopes, I don't suppose they even care. :)
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Valerie J. Routhieaux
@just4him (317238)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
24 Jul 16
Oh now that gave me a great chuckle. It's okay if those kind breed, they'll be caught every time.
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Valerie J. Routhieaux
@just4him (317238)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
24 Jul 16
@JudyEv It's the right place for them.
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
24 Jul 16
I hadn't thought of that but you're quite right. These two are probably behind bars by now.
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Ruby Hawk
@RubyHawk (99405)
• Atlanta, Georgia
23 Jul 16
I would hope they don't try robbery again. They are not very good as robbers. Next time they might make more trouble for themselves.
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
23 Jul 16
Hopefully they'll keep their day jobs. I don't think they are cut out to be robbers.
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
24 Jul 16
@RubyHawk They certainly do. Not very clever at all.
Ruby Hawk
@RubyHawk (99405)
• Atlanta, Georgia
23 Jul 16
@JudyEv LOL, they sound more like comedians.
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Priya
@The_Bong_Woman (850)
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23 Jul 16
Good grief! What a terrible mess they got themselves into! Anyways, I am glad that the pharmacist is safe, and I absolutely support you Judy, when you say that people like those two shouldn't breed (it sounds funny though).
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342145)
• Rockingham, Australia
23 Jul 16
You almost have to feel sorry for them for being so inept.
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Priya
@The_Bong_Woman (850)
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23 Jul 16
@JudyEv Seriously! Luck was just too harsh for those morons.
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