Free Trial Con (A Poem)

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Try it for a week, Perhaps a week or two. It's absolutely free. That's all you have to do. You'll love it. You'll want it. That's very clear to me. Go ahead and try it. It's absolutely free. But at the end of one week, You'll have to finally decide. No time to hesitate. There is no place to hide. Go ahead and say yes. You can cancel after a year. Hey, thirty bucks a month Is plenty reason to cheer. Now aren't you feeling better? You'll never regret what you've done. Oh by the way, you're being spammed From here to kingdom come.