Marry Me Anyone?

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I need to get away!!! I have been through too much over the last 4-5 years! I want to go to South Florida, Hawaii and Venice, Italy! I want to have a three month vacation! Spend one month in each place! I need some fun time, laughs and lots of cash for spending! Of course...you will need to have some extra cash stashed some place! Please don't go into debt over me! I'm feeling guilty enough over stuff like this already! But if you got the extra dough!!! I'm ready to roll!!! My bags are packed!!! I want some sunshine!!! The sandy beaches and salt air!!! We can have our marriage annulled once the three months are up! It's a perfect arrangement! Don't ya think??? Hmmm... By the way... There is one catch! I really want to go alone! I want to go sightseeing by myself. You can come along if you must, as long as we stay in separate rooms, and take separate tours. I just need your money. Not to use you or anything like that! Oh heavens no!!! I would never do that!!! I would pay you back as soon as I won the lottery!!! I promise!!! I would!!! Really I would!!! Well... I think I would??? At least I'd hope I would... I just need to get away, and strangers won't just give you a vacation. So I figured... If you would marry me for three months. Then your money, would be my money, and I wouldn't have to feel guilty, asking you for any!!! Because it would be mine too!!! Right??? Anyway... I'm ready for any takers! Just leave me your business card, and I will check out your credentials, and get back to you! I promise! Really... I will... P.S. - Just in case some of you think that I am a couple of slices short of a sandwich. Well...in some ways I am. LOL I was just kidding about the marriage. I needed to blow off some steam, and get creative! Even though... I really wouldn't mind going on a vacation. I haven't been on one in a while.