Hi, my name is Nezumi.

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I got on the internet the other day and I saw that Other Mom has been talking about me a lot on MyLot. So I had to come on and post. I hope she doesn't mind if I steal her account. I noticed because I saw a very nice picture of me under the post "my cat has learned to beep my nose." I had to come on here and set the record straight. I didn't learn to beep her nose. SHE learned to stop beeping MY nose after a while. Two-leggeds are strange. Now I have a few other things to teach her. I need to teach Mom and Other Mom to feed me FRESH Gooshy Food every time I eat. And they need to give me more than three meals a day. Plus snacks. Also belly rubbins. On the matter of lettuce, yes it's true, I eat it, but only to help clean my mighty carnivore's fangs. *yaaaaaaaawn* See? Mighty. I didn't want anyone to think I'd gone totally vegetarian. I'll have you know, I helped them get a big fat moth, just yesterday, and then I ate it. Anyway, I think it's time to sign off. I see Other Mom coming. See you another time!