Anyone with a good joke?

One day a wife ask her husband why he kept a picture of her in his wallet. "Wherever I have a problem, no matter how big , I look at your picture and feel much better", he said. "I have that much power over you? "the wife asked, excited. "Yes" He said, when I look at your picture, I tell myself that my other problems are not as big as this one

In the local Zoo 3 monkeys escaped.One was found eating a hamburger at McDonalds,the second was found at the stadium watching a football game and the third one is on mylot reading this message right now.

Please inhale "laughing Gas".It will not laugh,but will give you the much needed laughter!