Where are you from?

How do you get all those gorgeous women of yours???

Acolo unde te pitesti...

So you're from the South of the USA...

Mi fa piacere!

Of course I know where it is! It is the world's greatest archipelago and also the country with the most active volcanoes. An example is the Krakatau that destroyed the island on wich it was. I know more islands than just Bali, like Java (with the fossil man of Java, or the dwarf elephant), Sulawesi, Kalimantan. Your country is home to many exceptional animals, like the Komodo Dragon, the orangutan or the babirusa... I like cats. I have one at home.

Frate, ce sa zic...naspa! Mult noroc in UEFA!

I'm a big fan of Man Utd. I hope they win against Chelsea tomorrow

Fratelli, Italia, Italia senestra!

I hear you're pretty good at playing cricket

Forza Juve!

I'd sure like to come on over and see your famous dinosaur sites.

I didn't know it's the most dangerous...Why is that?

Nice to meet you!

The country with the most active volcanoes on Earth

Really? I've never been there...What's it like?