Corny Halloween Jokes
By Jeff Moffitt
@moffittjc (123319)
Gainesville, Florida
November 2, 2016 7:49pm CST
Okay, so Halloween was two nights ago, so it's time to move on, right? Haha, not so fast there tiger! Since Halloween is one of my most favorite holidays, I'm going to drag out the celebration as long as I can! So here's a few Halloween jokes for you. See if you can guess the answers!
1. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
2. What's a haunted chicken called?
3. What do you call two spiders who just got married?
4. What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by its circumference?
5. Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
Let's see how many correct answers you can guess!
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11 responses
@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
3 Nov 16
@moffittjc I thought of webbed, but decided against it.
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@moffittjc (123319)
• Gainesville, Florida
3 Nov 16
@Asylum I think newly-webs would have been an acceptable answer as well.
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@moffittjc (123319)
• Gainesville, Florida
3 Nov 16
You are correct on #4. I figured that would be the easiest one for people to guess! Here are the other answers:
1. No body
2. A poultry-gheist
3. Newly-webbed
5. Because a demon is a ghoul's best friend!
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@moffittjc (123319)
• Gainesville, Florida
3 Nov 16
Well, they can't be cute jokes until you know the answers!
1. No body
2. A poultry-gheist
3. Newly-webbed
4. Pumpkin Pi
5. Because a demon is a ghoul's best friend!
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@jstory07 (142851)
• Roseburg, Oregon
3 Nov 16
@moffittjc I would have never guessed any of them.
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@moffittjc (123319)
• Gainesville, Florida
3 Nov 16
@jstory07 I would have thought for sure you would have guessed #4 (pumpkin pi)
@ElizabethWallace (12069)
• United States
3 Nov 16
It's too early in the morning for thinking. Sorry.
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@moffittjc (123319)
• Gainesville, Florida
4 Nov 16
I like the way you think (or in this case, not think)!
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@moffittjc (123319)
• Gainesville, Florida
5 Nov 16
@ElizabethWallace I'm the same way. I am a night owl. I find it hard to function in the morning. That's why I drink so much coffee.
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@ElizabethWallace (12069)
• United States
5 Nov 16
@moffittjc I'm not a morning person. I think best late at night. Such a pity.
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@moffittjc (123319)
• Gainesville, Florida
4 Nov 16
1. No body
2. A poultry-gheist
3. Newly webbed
4. Pumpkin Pi
5. Because a demon is a ghoul's best friend
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@JESSY3236 (20341)
• United States
4 Nov 16
My grandmother send my mother a corny Halloween joke many years ago.My mother loved the joke. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? because he had no guts. lol
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@moffittjc (123319)
• Gainesville, Florida
4 Nov 16
Hahaha, that's funny! I'll have to remember that one!
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@moffittjc (123319)
• Gainesville, Florida
29 Mar
@porwest I love stupid and corny jokes as well. That’s why I tell so many dad jokes.
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@infatuatedbby (94912)
• United States
4 Nov 16
I am horrible at jokes.
I cheated and looked at the answers 
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@infatuatedbby (94912)
• United States
4 Nov 16
@moffittjc Haha I am HORRIBLE at jokes like B-A-D 
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@moffittjc (123319)
• Gainesville, Florida
4 Nov 16
The first time I read them, i only got #4 right. But the answers are always so easy that you want to kick yourself for not guessing them once you see what the answers are.
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@dramagirl26 (3259)
• Ringgold, Virginia
6 Nov 16
I've never heard of these jokes before, but they sound funny.
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@moffittjc (123319)
• Gainesville, Florida
6 Nov 16
I consider them corny more than funny, but they made me smile nonetheless
@moffittjc (123319)
• Gainesville, Florida
4 Nov 16
Don't worry, when I first read them, I only got #4 correct (the Pumpkin Pi one). I had no clue on the rest of them!
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@moffittjc (123319)
• Gainesville, Florida
29 Mar
You got 1 and 3 correct. A haunted chicken is called a poultry-geist. When you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by its circumference, you get pumpkin pi. And ghouls and demons hang out together because a demon is a ghouls best friend (a play on a diamond is a girl's best friend).
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