News (A Conversation)

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"Have you read the news, sir?" "No, I have not read." "Do you know if we're alive or are we really dead?" "I cannot tell. I haven't read this article, but I'll find out." "Thank you very kindly sir. You see, I have my doubt." "Say look, we are in the Obituary column. It looks like we're both dead." "Oh dear me, I'm sorry to hear. It's what I feared and dread." "At least we are together in memory for a change." "Yes, I can see it now. We've met our Home on the Range."