The Horse confesses he has been lying to you all!
By The Horse
@TheHorse (220303)
Walnut Creek, California
December 14, 2016 9:31am CST
Boy, are MyLotters easy to fool. I've been here over a year, and my MyLot friends actually believe that I'm a child psychologist whose worst crimes involve planting snow peas in random places. They also believe (due to circumstantial evidence I've planted) that I'm a folk/bluegrass musician. Hah!
Here's a video that reveals my true identity. It also reveals that I am, in fact, a gangsta rapper. Working all those years in the 'hood took its toll on me. By the way (if you believe this) I checked on my snow peas yesterday when I went to Kaiser to pick up my meds. They're looking great. It's my hope that by planting them early, I'll avoid having them hacked up by Kaiser vassals in the Spring.
Meet the true Horse. One more thing. If you don't know Key and Peele, be sure to check out Substitute Teacher and Ultimate Fighting as well.
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23 responses
You should not lie during Christmas time, Santa will not come to bring the presents to you.
@FourWalls (69058)
• United States
14 Dec 16
Wow, I had no idea. You lying lowlife.
On the positive side, you're now fully qualified to be a politician.
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@teamfreak16 (43418)
• Denver, Colorado
14 Dec 16
Well, you make a fine hip hop artist. Thug.
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@dragon54u (31634)
• United States
14 Dec 16
Being new here, I no longer know what to believe about the Horse. I don't like bluegrass especially and don't like rap either so music doesn't enter into my opinion of you. I just think you're funny and that's good enough for me! 
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@celticeagle (168334)
• Boise, Idaho
15 Dec 16
Pish Posh! The music is what you have to listen to, not us. 
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@celticeagle (168334)
• Boise, Idaho
17 Dec 16
@TheHorse ......Not one of my favorites. That would really bug me.
@1hopefulman (45120)
• Canada
14 Dec 16
I knew something was fishy wih this horsy and just as I thought I was going to know the truth 
"The uploader has not made this video available in your country."
"The uploader has not made this video available in your country."3 people like this
@BelleStarr (61101)
• United States
14 Dec 16
Lol there is a lesson to be learned here!!
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@BelleStarr (61101)
• United States
15 Dec 16
@TheHorse mine is Jane Austin and I am a cereal killer, lol corn flakes that is !!
@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
15 Dec 16
lol, nice try. I do love Key and Peele though
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
15 Dec 16
@TheHorse I have so many schools I am in and out of, I am still not really liking it, but it's getting easier.
@crazyhorseladycx (39509)
• United States
15 Dec 16
*note to self: don't take yer boots off 'fore readin' mr. horse's written words*
glad yer peas'r doin' alright 'n yer efforts've yet to be thwarted by kaiser. i aint fond 'f rap, nor the hooligans who rap.
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@crazyhorseladycx (39509)
• United States
15 Dec 16
@TheHorse sadly mine've a hole'n 'em 'n i'd drown!
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@DeborahDiane (40322)
• Laguna Woods, California
19 Jan 17
@DianneN - Ha Ha! This is like an episode of "To Tell the Truth." LOL
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@DaddyEvil (137636)
• United States
24 Dec 16
LOL! Those are mostly pretty good! I wasn't crazy about some of them, though.
I guess everyone can bomb once in a while.
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@PainsOnSlate (21852)
• Canada
15 Dec 16
Ba Humbug, your video is not allowed in my country.... You must be some bad asterisks..
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