The Yeasty-beasties and me.

@Rohvannyn (3098)
United States
January 7, 2017 7:06pm CST
When I bake bread, I talk to the yeast. I know they're alive, and their digestion of sugar and flour results in little carbon dioxide gifts that make the dough rise. When I put sugar and warm water in a cup to "proof" the yeast, I say "Heeey yeasty-besties! Time to wake up! Time to divide and make some good dough!" I start with warm liquid ingredients. Today it's milk, and three eggs, and some lovely rice germ oil. My bread is a meal in a slice. I used two packets of yeast (the regular kind, mind you, not the quick rising kind) for a better rise. It's been a bit cold lately and that makes my little beasties sluggish. I usually cheer on the dough, too, as I knead and pummel the dough into being. When it's done, I look down at my golden pale mass (that's right, I said mass) and say "oh, that's a beautiful dough." There's so much you can learn by pure feel, I've lost the need for measuring as I know how much flour needs to be in the dough based on how it's acting. I cheer them on as the dough rises, ponder the temperature in the Rising Haven carefully. On a chilly day like this I'll turn the oven on to low for a bit, just till the gas jets light, and leave it for a bout a minute before turning it off again. Keeping the door closed, the oven makes a nice warm place for my dough to rise. Later on, when I slice into that first fat, golden brown loaf, I'll say "All right, yeastie beasties! Good job!" This post brought to you by a desire for bread and an imagination fed by too much cough syrup.
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@JudyEv (339930)
• Rockingham, Australia
8 Jan 17
My Mum rarely used a recipe. She went by 'feel' too with some things adding a bit of this or that till it was the texture she thought it ought to be.
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@Rohvannyn (3098)
• United States
8 Jan 17
I've found that it actually works better that way.
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@JudyEv (339930)
• Rockingham, Australia
8 Jan 17
@Rohvannyn I'm sure it does once you've maybe made something once or twice.
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@Rohvannyn (3098)
• United States
8 Jan 17
@JudyEv Yeah, it could be pretty bad if you tried it the first time around too!
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@sallypup (61089)
• Centralia, Washington
8 Jan 17
That's a pretty and you know I am going to say it- white loaf. I am sorry you are again leaning on cough syrup.
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@Rohvannyn (3098)
• United States
8 Jan 17
That's what happens in January when everybody's working a lot of overtime, and nobody can miss, and so everybody gets sick and gives it to everybody else. As for the white loaf, yes, I do enjoy whole wheat bread. But I'm not willing to put C though the horrible digestive troubles she gets if she eats it. She can barely tolerate bread as it is, and I want to make something we both can eat. Even though it's white, it's still a lot better than the store stuff.
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@sallypup (61089)
• Centralia, Washington
8 Jan 17
@Rohvannyn I'm sorry she has issues with wheat stuff. I wonder if oats would bug her as much? I whizz up oats in the blender and make a rough flour with them then toss that into the latest batch of bread.
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@Rohvannyn (3098)
• United States
8 Jan 17
@sallypup She doesn't like them all that well, but I make a protein ball with black sesame flour, oats, peanut butter, and unsweetened cocoa powder that she eats a fair amount of. They've taken the place of energy bars.
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@valmnz (17097)
• New Zealand
8 Jan 17
Good on you for kneading the dough yourself. I love my homemade bread, but I use a breadmaker.
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@valmnz (17097)
• New Zealand
8 Jan 17
@Rohvannyn I just make the dough in the breadmaker, then cook the loaf in the oven.
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@sallypup (61089)
• Centralia, Washington
8 Jan 17
@Rohvannyn He had a lot of fun with that bread maker. He used it mostly to work up pizza dough.
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@Rohvannyn (3098)
• United States
8 Jan 17
My dad used to use a breadmaker a lot.
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
8 Jan 17
I have pondered starting up sour dough, I just dont know if we'd eat enough bread to make it worthwhile
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• Centralia, Missouri
10 Jan 17
@Rohvannyn well mom used to split and dump it if she wasnt making bread, but the bread was oh so good!
@Rohvannyn (3098)
• United States
8 Jan 17
That's one of the reasons why I haven't done sour dough - I need a method of bread making that doesn't have to be constantly maintained.
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