How The Horse got kicked off of MyLot

@TheHorse (218548)
Walnut Creek, California
January 9, 2017 5:39pm CST
Well, maybe not. I'm not sure. What I'm wondering is: What makes a recipe post a recipe post? For some reason, I was in the mood for one of my salads without lettuce yesterday, so I threw together the ingredients shown, slathered it all in Marie's Blue Cheese dressing, and called it a meal. It was really good! Maybe it was because yesterday was a surprisingly warm day--I'm not sure. Usually I make my salads without lettuce in the Summer. Do you have any unusual meals that you sometimes throw together? Will this post be gone when I get home from my afternoon kid client? Do you like hearts of palm as much as I do? Inquiring minds...
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@marguicha (222844)
• Chile
9 Jan 17
THe old mylot accepted recipes, but not ones as in copy-paste from the web. I think your recipe will not have that problem either. I´ll go and check if I have any hearts of palm. You made me hungry
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@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
I love hearts of palm! They're expensive, but worth it.
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@marguicha (222844)
• Chile
10 Jan 17
@TheHorse Absolutly!
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@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
@marguicha I like 'em even better than artichoke hearts!
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@JudyEv (339548)
• Rockingham, Australia
10 Jan 17
I don't think I have ever had hearts of palm. I have a heart of gold but I gather that is a bit different.
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@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
@JudyEv What's with the "singular." I thought only Asians didn't know how to "pluralize" properly.
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@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
I would love to sit around with you, your husband, and your bass-playing son with my guitar in hand. I would enjoy the conversation/music, but I would not want to eat your heart. Hearts of palm are delicate, fibrous, and delicious.
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@JudyEv (339548)
• Rockingham, Australia
10 Jan 17
@TheHorse We would have a fun night wouldn't we? I think you forgot the bottle of red (and a white). :)
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@allknowing (136089)
• India
10 Jan 17
Heart of palms is not a nice way for humans to survive on. Tender palm trees are cut down. Feel very sad.
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@allknowing (136089)
• India
10 Jan 17
@TheHorse When the deed is done you may as well
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@allknowing (136089)
• India
10 Jan 17
@TheHorse We are in need of noncomformists and I am one of them in my ,own right. Long live nonconformists (lol)
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@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
I'm a plants rights activist. That's why I like steak so much. But sometimes I give in.
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@BelleStarr (61102)
• United States
10 Jan 17
I think this is a food post, not just a rehashed recipe from the Internet. I don't think I have any unusual meals really, if I am hungry and don't have a meal plan I make frozen waffles or a bowl of cereal or pretzels and a glass of milk, I am easy to please and a cheap date lol
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@BelleStarr (61102)
• United States
10 Jan 17
@TheHorse I do love them with real maple syrup!! I guess you could toast them up in a frying pan!! lol
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@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
Since the mice at my old house took up residence in my toaster, I haven't bought a new one. Else I'd have toaster waffles all the time.
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@FourWalls (67775)
• United States
10 Jan 17
Eating beans will get you kicked off of anything. Or White Castles. I have two favorite salads that don't involve lettuce that I usually wil make in the summer when the tomatoes are fresh. One is cucumbers, onions, and tomatoes with Italian dressing; the other is cauliflower salad (again, with tomatoes!!!! And cheese and ranch dressing.) I hope this post doesn't wash away with all the rain you're having in California.....
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@FourWalls (67775)
• United States
10 Jan 17
@TheHorse -- for all the jokes, they do actually have a good taste. I suppose it's an acquired taste, though. The real "flavor," to me anyway, is the pickle and onion combination.
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@sallypup (61000)
• Centralia, Washington
10 Jan 17
@FourWalls I grew up with White Castle hamburgers. Now I find them rather blah and pasty textured.
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@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
I saw White Castles when I lived in Chicago. I never dared go into one.
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@teamfreak16 (43418)
• Denver, Colorado
10 Jan 17
Sounds good, other than the garbanzo beans. I'd eat it that way.
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@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
Sometimes I use canned corn instead.
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@teamfreak16 (43418)
• Denver, Colorado
10 Jan 17
@TheHorse - I do like canned corn!
@valmnz (17097)
• New Zealand
10 Jan 17
Whilst I have no idea what hearts of palms are, the combination of the other ingredients sounds yum.
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@valmnz (17097)
• New Zealand
12 Jan 17
@TheHorse not unless I know what they are and I'm not overly fond of food in a tin / can.
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@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
12 Jan 17
@valmnz Sometimes I live my life out of a tin can.
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@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
Hearts of palm could change your world.
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@DWDavis (25805)
• United States
10 Jan 17
I don't think this counts as a recipe post because it isn't done as an outline or set of instructions on how to prepare a dish. That said, my wife loves to make salads of the lettuce based variety. I did not grow up eating salads as the only three vegetables my mother knew of were canned peas, canned string beans, and frozen corn.
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@DWDavis (25805)
• United States
10 Jan 17
@TheHorse I never tried broccoli until I met my wife. I've still never tried a Brussel sprout, nor do I intend to.
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@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
@DWDavis As a child, I hated them. I thought of them as torture, brought on by hateful parents who wanted to show me how rough life could be. Now I love them.
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@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
I see your success in life as a direct result of your mother not tormenting you with brussels sprouts and broccoli.
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@LadyDuck (471337)
• Switzerland
10 Jan 17
I am thinking what I can call "unusual meal", I suppose that sliced oranges and sliced red onions with black olives can be considered unusual, this is something I prepare in summer, now it's too cold. With the garbanzo bean I make a soup. With olive oil and fresh rosemary. I do not particularly like heart of palms, my hubby loves them.
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@LadyDuck (471337)
• Switzerland
10 Jan 17
@TheHorse The combo is interesting if you can find very sweet red onions, they combine very well with the blonde oranges and the black olives.
@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
If I lived in Europe, I'd probably be exposed to all sorts of combinations that I don't regularly experience here. The orange/onion/olive combo sounds interesting.
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• United States
10 Jan 17
I would 'assume' a recipe post would be someone copying a recipe word for word from a cookbook - where a link to that recipe would be acceptable, the other is plagiarism.
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• United States
10 Jan 17
@TheHorse Grandmom memories are good memories.
@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
That's what I think too. I'd assume a recipe would be OK so long as it's properly cited and included in the context of a longer post: " I remember when my Grandma used to make this Lentil Soup on Sundays. There's be snow on the ground and football on the TV..."
@sallypup (61000)
• Centralia, Washington
10 Jan 17
I'm not sure if I've eaten hearts of palm. You're still here so you must not be in trouble. I am a foodies and afflict my whimsies on folks, probably too often.
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@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
Thenyou better try some hearts of palm! Slice them into little disks, about 6 mm wide. Put them on any salad. Experience ecstasy.
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@KristenH (33381)
• Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
10 Jan 17
I never had it. Why is it? I never had an unusual meal before it any season.
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@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
I really enjoy my weird salads.
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@KristenH (33381)
• Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
10 Jan 17
• Eugene, Oregon
10 Jan 17
I have never eaten those at all, but they sound good. Unless it is potato salad, or slaw our salads always have lettuce I think. Anne does make some one of a kind slaws with unusual ingredients.
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@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
I take it her unusual slaws work for you?
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@Happy2BeMe (99380)
• Canada
10 Jan 17
I have never had hearts of palm before. Am I missing something good??
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@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
Oh, yes! I find them to be delicious and different.
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@Happy2BeMe (99380)
• Canada
10 Jan 17
@TheHorse oh really I will have to give them a try
@dragon54u (31634)
• United States
10 Jan 17
I have never tasted hearts of palms. The thought of eating anything from a palm tree is very unappetizing to me! What do they taste like? Mandarin oranges are really good in anything but I especially like them with chicken.
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@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
Mandarin oranges with chicken sounds good! Hearts of palm remind me of artichoke hearts, but with a smoother, more pleasant, consistency.
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@SIMPLYD (90722)
• Philippines
10 Jan 17
Heart of palms is i think what we call here the very young inside trunk of the coconut we call here "ubod" . We usually slice them small and cook it in some coconut milk , with chilis , some meat and shrimp paste . So delicious . Or we would saute it in ground pork and wrap it in egg spring roll and eat it fresh or we fry it and have a dip for it . So delicious too .
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@SIMPLYD (90722)
• Philippines
11 Jan 17
@TheHorse Yes.
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@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
Now those sound like some nice recipes!
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@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
11 Jan 17
@SIMPLYD I'll be right over.
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@Bluedoll (16773)
• Canada
10 Jan 17
You're pushin it man. You were lucky you weren't brought on charges of salad crime. I would never consider this unless of course it was small potatoes.
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@Bluedoll (16773)
• Canada
10 Jan 17
@TheHorse how could that comment ever be topped? Only with carrot, turnip, radish, beet and celery greens that are so very tasty.
@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
Lettuce consider YOUR criminal activity: Gratuitous use of idioms and puns. Punishable by 10 minutes of hard labor (planting snow peas in the rain).
@Plethos (13581)
• United States
10 Jan 17
whats a salad ?
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@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
Um, it's this thing I eat when a cheeseburger just sounds too heavy. I don't know how to explain it better than that. I just had some McDonalds french fries with a kid client. That was NOT a salad. Eh, now I'm confused.
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@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
@Plethos It's been over 35 years since I ate the food of the other clown. Jack in the Bile has caused me either incredible projectile vomiting or explosive anal volcanoes of the worst kind every time I've eaten there (which amounts to maybe three times in a long life).
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@Plethos (13581)
• United States
10 Jan 17
@TheHorse - i dont eat mcdonalds, i never liked it. been over 30 years since i ate the food of the clown.
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@Mike197602 (15505)
• United Kingdom
10 Jan 17
A recipe post is just a recipe with no additional discussion points. A recipe as part of a discussion is fine but a recipe on its own isn't...this'll be fine
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@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
Ah, that's kind of what I figured. I remember lots of plagiarized "recipe posts" from the "site that will not be named."
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@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
@Mike197602 It doesn't bother me here because I know the intent of those who run the site is good. At the "site that will not be named," the ambiguous guidelines felt like they were intentionally ambiguous so they could randomly not pay and then blame the victim.
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@Mike197602 (15505)
• United Kingdom
10 Jan 17
@TheHorse The problem with mylot is the guidelines are nowhere near good enough. They're open to a lot of interpretation. With a few years experience I pretty much am certain of how not to get things deleted. When I do get stuff removed I know it is going to happen New members, and some older members, don't entirely get the grey areas of the guidelines and so they should be re-written to be very specific.
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@Brittnyrose (1444)
• Aberdeen, North Carolina
10 Jan 17
I like pineapples in my salade and I always mix like 3 different dressings on mine lol
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@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
10 Jan 17
I make a killer Dijon vinagrette that my dad and his friend taught me. But when I'm feeling lazy, I just go with Marie's Chunky Blue Cheese.
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