Suicidal Cat!!!

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My friend and I decided to have a Netflix marathon, watching "A Series of Unfortunate Events" yesterday. She doesn't drive so I had to go to her house to pick her up and drive her back to my place. After we pulled out of her driveway and headed down the road, this cat came sprinting into the road and I had to hit the breaks real hard to avoid hitting him. We joked about the close call and continued on our way. A few hours later, I was driving her back home and the same cat ran in front of my car again in almost the same location! This cat was bound and determined to be hit by my car last night! I dropped my friend off at home and as I pulled out of her driveway, I got a horrible idea. I pulled over and sent my friend a text message that said, "I just hit that cat...." She replied with, "ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?! Are you ok?" I didn't have the heart to drag on the little joke so I told her I was kidding. She called me a jerk. Hahahaha! I just couldn't resist!