Let me tell you a little about myself....
@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
United States
January 23, 2017 6:41am CST
I a woman hear me roar ... oops, wrong post....sorry.
I am 6 feet tall.
I have long beautiful golden blond hair.
I am 24 years old.
I have measurements of 38-26-38.
I am a member of MENSA.
I make over $1,000,000 a year.
I have a 60,000 square foot mansion.
I have a staff of 30.
I have lost my mind!!!!!
The last statement is a true fact, all the others are 'alternative facts'.
Photo: pixabay.com/en/woman-blonde-automobile-car-160342/
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
23 Jan 17
Thanks!!!! I've always been curious about peeking at a dating site for fun, but never had the nerve.
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@LeaPea2417 (37381)
• Toccoa, Georgia
23 Jan 17
LOL, We all have dreams like that.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
23 Jan 17
Unfortunately I mostly have violent dreams.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
23 Jan 17
@LeaPea2417 usually I am bring chased but they never catch me.
@mysdianait (66009)
• Italy
23 Jan 17
A staff of 30 but no cleaners to get rid of the dust? 
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
23 Jan 17
No one wanted the job of dusting......so I have to do it or not!
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
23 Jan 17
@mysdianait I practice writing my name in mine!
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@fishtiger58 (29820)
• Momence, Illinois
23 Jan 17
You just can't believe anything you read lol. Yea I'm 24 too
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@princemaxp (2027)
• Bhubaneshwar, India
23 Jan 17
ok....I have called the search and rescue team....they would surely find your mind and return it to you....
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
23 Jan 17
LOL - oh, thank you so much I appreciate that - I hope they find it soon.
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@princemaxp (2027)
• Bhubaneshwar, India
24 Jan 17
@AbbyGreenhill yes they will surely find it but will return it to you on one condition....they need a party...
@FayeHazel (40243)
• United States
23 Jan 17
I like that! lol. You have a great since of humor. All of the requirements above are apparently what is needed to land a date these days
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
23 Jan 17
Thank you...I don't think my husband wants me to land a date LOL!
@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
23 Jan 17
@AbbyGreenhill Not quite, I was 24 years old, but that was in 1973. I became a member of British Mensa around 1984, but it was not inspiring so I simply let the membership expire.
@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
23 Jan 17
@Asylum I'll have to do a post one day about a MENSA meeting - its a hoot!
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
23 Jan 17
So your measurements were 38-26-38 and were a MENSA?
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
3 Mar 17
Thanks, I am glad It made you smile/laugh!!! That's why I write humor.
@LadyDuck (472087)
• Switzerland
23 Jan 17
@AbbyGreenhill Great, I am glad that it was a momentary drop.
@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
23 Jan 17
@LadyDuck It's not quite back to where it was the quarter before last, but at least it's going up.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
23 Jan 17
Thanks...oh and FYI - I called the company that takes care of my J&J stock and have changed my automatic dividend reinvestment to sending me a dividend check instead!!! And the stock has gone up, so that's all good news.
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
23 Jan 17
Lol, ya remind me of this guy I dated for a while. Mind you he wasn't completely lying, just distorted truth suitably
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
23 Jan 17
This is all thanks to the lies told over the weekend by the Press Secretary.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
25 Jan 17
@Drosophila Excuse me while I gag!!!!
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
25 Jan 17
@AbbyGreenhill yes, when organised alternative truths being generated to fit an agenda, it is basically the foundation for brain washing. But, what's wrong with that? We should all focused on the positives right? Sorry! I simply couldn't resist /wink
@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
23 Jan 17
Yeah, the "alternative facts" thing has me pretty irritated, that's just a stupid way of trying to cover a lie.
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
25 Jan 17
@AbbyGreenhill and her dumbocity is apparent, but I hope not contageous
@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
23 Jan 17
LMAO @AbbyGreenhill . Well, we can always dream.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
23 Jan 17
I don't dream stuff like that - I just make it up when I'm wide awake.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
23 Jan 17
@nanette64 I know that and I've always had one and I'm creative.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
23 Jan 17
Thanks, I just wish one of them was true - anyone, I'm not particular.
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@just4him (317245)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
23 Jan 17
@AbbyGreenhill I agree. I wouldn't mind being tall. I'm under 5 feet and almost need my step ladder for everything.
@Daljinder (23236)
• Bangalore, India
23 Jan 17
They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. ~Doctor who~ 
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@ElusiveButterfly (45940)
• United States
24 Jan 17
I do have long blonde hair (mine is natural darker blonde, but thanks to John Frieda, it is a medium blonde!). My eyes are blue.
I wouldn't want to be 24 again. LOL....maybe 20.
And of all the things I've lost, it is my mind I miss the most!
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
24 Jan 17
I don't think I"d want to redo any part of my life...things I've done, good or bad, made me the person I am now.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
24 Jan 17
LOL a million of them...start telling one at a time!
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@JamesHxstatic (29413)
• Eugene, Oregon
27 Jan 17
I think that the person who came up with that "alternative facts" thing is a malevolent being who seeks to twist facts to fit her beliefs. You managed to make it funny. Satire is a good way to treat things sometimes.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
27 Jan 17
Thanks, I thought it was a kind way to show her stupidity LOL!
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@JESSY3236 (20039)
• United States
23 Jan 17
lol I didn't see the news conference where she was saying that, but I heard about the 'alternative facts'. facts are facts, there shouldn't be anything in between. I can see it now used in court. "No, judge those are alternative facts, here's what really happened." lol
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
23 Jan 17
She told Chuck Todd to stop being so dramatic and then went on to talk about alternative facts..it was so stupid it was funny.
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