How to Waste Your Time!

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People are not that busy. Usually they have plethora of time but they don’t want to show that. They desired to be looked busy, always. So for them I lists some good ideas on how to waste your time judiciously. 1. Discuss Worthless Topics.... Climate is the best topic for discussion whenever it suits to put your time into a dustbin. You cannot control it or either predict it but you might talk in length about it. Use your 100 years of Climatic Wikipedia of your head and...... You might discuss in detail about Heaven & Hell. This is very interesting topic with no end in sight. According to Hinduism 28 types of hell exists in the Universe. Create 29th hell in your imagination & work hard to get there. 2. Read Advertisements.... Usually you avoid reading this important aspect of our life called Advertisement specially crafted & created for your worthy attention usually inside a Magazines or in a Newspaper. Give your attention to it. And even then your time doesn’t fly by collect every empty bottle or packet of your house & read every instruction out of it. 3. Create Self Made Challenges.... To waste your crucial time doesn’t mean that you need a company to do that. Solitude is bliss for that. Challenge yourself by creating challenges of your choice & win over them. See how consistently you can stare at the Sun. Count number of vehicles crossing left to right in one minutes & than create statistical report of your count. Use advance mathematics to judge the probability of vehicle being white in colour in a particular hour. 4. Create Lists.... Create worthless list with enthusiasm. Create top ten lists of people who really piss you off. Jot down names of every dog living in your street. Create worksheet with numbers of every vehicle in your area. Create a PowerPoint presentation based on names of every pawn shop of your city. Check your breath whether it is going through left or right nostrils & write the song it reminds you. Don’t ever worry about the Time it will pass soon.