An alternative planet where Trump could rule?
@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
United States
February 23, 2017 6:24am CST
Since Donald Trump and his team believe in alternative facts they also believe in alternative planets. Planets have been discovered by astronomers and they think one of those 7 planets could have water...and water is life sustaining.
The Trump team is busy designing new baseball caps with the slogan, "Make this plant real again"....or...."I told you 3 million voted illegally".....The options are unlimited.
The Trump team is also busy determining which of his staff will be sent ahead to test the waters so to speak. He also has a long list of golf courses, hotels and clothing stores in mind. He might have to hire some of those he tossed aside like Governor Chris Christy. Christy said he would go, but only if there are fast food restaurants already in business.
It is a strange world and getting stranger all the time. More fodder for Saturday Night Live!!
Photo: pixabay.com/en/rocket-spaceship-space-travel-2058255/
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@purplealabaster (22091)
• United States
23 Feb 17
I just have one question ... where is he going to send the illegal immigrants who are already living on that planet?
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
23 Feb 17
Let's see - probably to Texas - a big state could hold a lot of them.
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Sending them to Mexico would be a natural move. He is thinking how to write the executive order to make it legal on Trappist-1
@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
23 Feb 17
I don't plan on going but if 'he' were to turn to dust that would be ok with me.
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@LeaPea2417 (37353)
• Toccoa, Georgia
23 Feb 17
I am thinking he will do fine here on this Earth. He has only been President a little over a month. We still need to give him time. People are rushing to judge him way too soon.
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@anniepa (27955)
• United States
19 Mar 17
NO, we don't need to give him more time and we're not rushing to judge him way too soon. We got to see who and what he is over the nearly 2 year long campaign and there's nothing "fine" about him or his views. I want my daughter and my grandchildren to have a future. I fear they will not with him in office.
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@LeaPea2417 (37353)
• Toccoa, Georgia
20 Mar 17
@anniepa Our kids would have had a way worse future if Hillary had been elected. Trump is not perfect but he is way better than Hillary.
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@LadyDuck (471506)
• Switzerland
23 Feb 17
@AbbyGreenhill Yes, but at least we have something to talk about, LOL.
@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
23 Feb 17
LOL...he is giving us lots talk/complain about isn't he?!
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
23 Feb 17
@LadyDuck Very true - and it actually has more people talking and paying attention to what's going on than ever before.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
23 Feb 17
Many are wondering the same thing Alfredo.
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
23 Feb 17
I wish he'd go and taken pence and half of those in office atm with him!
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
23 Mar 17
If he make it thru 4 years it will be a miracle.
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@anniepa (27955)
• United States
19 Mar 17
I don't care what planet we send him to, I just want him off this one...lol! I shouldn't joke because it's not funny. I'm grateful to the nighttime comics and SNL for making us laugh and helping to ease the pain at least a little bit but we're in some serious trouble.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
23 Mar 17
Yes, you are right...SNL is keeping many of us sane.
@celticeagle (166976)
• Boise, Idaho
24 Feb 17
Ha ha. I wish they would do this. Send him off to Trump World and I would stay here in the Real World.
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@celticeagle (166976)
• Boise, Idaho
24 Feb 17
@AbbyGreenhill .....Thank you. We can laugh together. But who would be president here? Is it like a different dimension perhaps where perhaps Bernie won?
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
24 Feb 17
@celticeagle Maybe someone could be reincarnated....Kennedy?
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@PainsOnSlate (21852)
• Canada
24 Feb 17
I should tape SNL, I do love the skits about the Trump..He got into more trouble today and it warmed my heart. He was trying to get the FBI to knock down recent Trump-Russia stories..failed..
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