The vulgar minds behind OAP'S!
@destry (2572)
Kirkwall, Scotland
March 12, 2017 10:41am CST
In my local community on my island there is an older lady, who - lets just say, is a trouble maker and no one likes. I think every community has some one like that.
Anyway,, this morning at about 10:30 she sends me a facebook message that was rather vulgar. I won't quote it as it is not suitable for this place, however, it goes along the lines that she is nude, looking for sex and that I and my wife should go over to ravage her.
Naturally, I bluntly turned her down, stating that I am happily married and would not even contemplate an affair, especially with a morbidly obese OAP!
She is now blocked on facebook, and my wife and I are having a laugh at her vulgarity!
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@garymarsh6 (23404)
• United Kingdom
12 Mar 17
Oh she sounds a right charmer. Good idea to keep well clear of her! What an odd way to behave especially knowing you are a young married couple. Cheeky moo!
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@asfarasiknow (3340)
• Bournemouth, England
22 Mar 17
This made me want to paraphrase a Jungle Book.song: 'I'm the queen of the swingers, the Kirkwall OAP...'