How To Annoy Europeans With One Sentence

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By Anna
@LadyDuck (472074)
Switzerland
March 13, 2017 10:10am CST
I have read today a funny article that highlighted single sentences that can upset Europeans. Here are some, I made a comment where I know what the citizen of those countries really think. Now, if you plan to visit one of these countries (according to the article) never say: Austria - Are you German? (YES, I confirm this annoys them a lot). Portugal - Do you speak Brazilian, right? (Of course not, the Brazilians speak Portuguese) France - American wines are better - (I confirm that they do not appreciate at all.) Italy - I like pasta with ketchup - (We really do not care, this is your problem, not ours.) Scotland - Where in England is that? (Surely not something to ask to a Scottish.) What about our non European friends? Are there single sentences about your Country/State that makes you mad?
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95 responses
• Preston, England
13 Mar 17
people assume everyone in the UK supports Manchester United, watches cricket and moans about the weather all day and we all talk like cockneys except the queen
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• Preston, England
14 Mar 17
@Lupita234 I'm not American or Scottish but I like whiskey
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
15 Mar 17
@arthurchappell I like it too Arthur, even if I am a woman and I am Italian.
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
13 Mar 17
You are so right, exactly as everyone assume that in Italy we all eat pizza and spaghetti. I am a northern and we do not eat pasta every day and pizza is really something occasional. We also do not speak with the "mafia accent" of the American movies.
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@amadeo (111938)
• United States
13 Mar 17
that is funny.Italy pasta with ketchup.I would not surprised if the people will say this
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
13 Mar 17
I know that it happens that Americans ask for the ketchup to add to the tomato sauce.
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
13 Mar 17
I agree Alfredo, we all know that you should have brown sauce with pasta.
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• United States
13 Mar 17
@Asylum What is brown sauce?
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
13 Mar 17
You can upset some nationalities by simply telling the truth, such as mentioning to a Swiss person that their chocolate is fine, but not as good as the British product.
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
13 Mar 17
@MALUSE Nor have I, but it is still fun to tell the Swiss it is superior.
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
13 Mar 17
Wrong, according to the article they only get upset if you tell them that Belgian chocolate is better. They do not care about British chocolate.
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13 Mar 17
@MALUSE I have heard lots of US folk praise British chocolate ... but they would obviously praise any chocolate that's made outside America because theirs is so horrid!
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@sishy7 (27167)
• Australia
13 Mar 17
I recall a real question was asked by an American on an Australian tourism site: "Do you celebrate Christmas there?" - and the answer was: "Only at Christmas."
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@sishy7 (27167)
• Australia
13 Mar 17
@LadyDuck Yeah, I guess the person just wanted to make sure Christmas was still on since it would fall right in the middle of Summer down here...
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
13 Mar 17
@sishy7 It's not because the summer in the southern hemisphere is when it's winter in the north that the dates of the holidays change.
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
13 Mar 17
I love this one, I have to write it down.
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• United States
13 Mar 17
Lots of things....calling anyone in the south a redneck gets me PO'd. I live in the south but I'm no redneck. PS only honey boo boo eats pasta with ketchup.
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
14 Mar 17
@Lupita234 I have visited the Bacardi plants in Puerto Rico. When I lived in Monte-Carlo, one of the few villas was the one of the owner of Bacardi.
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@sol_cee (38219)
• Philippines
13 Mar 17
Everyone thinks people from Japan eat sushi everyday or dress up in kimono. lol
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
13 Mar 17
Those are the stereotype that people imagine and that are always wrong.
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
16 Mar 17
@sol_cee The Swiss bank accounts were secret in the past, no more in our days, they have signed agreements with all the other countries for the automatic exchange of their clients data. It is impossible now to open a Swiss Account if you do not prove that you officially declare the account in your tax form in your country.
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@sol_cee (38219)
• Philippines
16 Mar 17
@LadyDuck Totally wrong. But is it true that Swiss bank accounts are secret?
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@mythociate (21432)
• Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
13 Mar 17
Probably something about how many people from the coasts (west coast, east coast) think all midwesterners are redneck-cowboys & hick-truckers who chew tobakky & hang out at the honky-tonk.
@mythociate (21432)
• Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
15 Mar 17
@LadyDuck Reminds me of what Ralphie May said about the few decades before Trump (and maybe before Obama) of U.S. Presidents---all from the South (about like he is himself) the White House has been filled with decades of "Wooooooooooo!"
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
13 Mar 17
Many Americans are saying the same, I have to think that this is pretty common.
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
14 Mar 17
@Lupita234 Well, for what I have heard while traveling, all the others make fun of the New Yorkers.
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@DianneN (247186)
• United States
13 Mar 17
I've been to all those countries and had to laugh. Everyone spoke Portuguese in Brazil that I met. I dislike the stereotypes given to Americans.
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
14 Mar 17
Brazil is an ex Portuguese colony and they speak Portuguese, as Mexican speak a variation of Spanish mixed to Portuguese. I dislike the stereotypes given to any populations, Italians are Mafiosi...
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@JudyEv (342088)
• Rockingham, Australia
14 Mar 17
When we were in France we tried really hard to be Australian rather than English as we knew the French often weren't too keen on the English. We had an Australian flag on our camper car and I had a little kangaroo brooch I wore sometimes.
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
14 Mar 17
Judy you made me laugh because I remember that when we had occasion to talk with British people in the United States and we said we lived in Monte-Carlo, the second thing we said was "we are not French, we are Italian".
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
14 Mar 17
@JudyEv Judy we Europeans are weird, in Italy the river Po separate the north of Italy from the rest. We northern say that if we push hard, we can get rid of the rest of the continent.
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@JudyEv (342088)
• Rockingham, Australia
14 Mar 17
@LadyDuck Lol the feeling must be mutual then. And we found most of the English didn't want to be English! The Scots and Welsh certainly weren't, the people round the Lakes district were Lakes people rather than English. Then there were the northerners and people from Cornwall said if their chain of lakes all met up then they would be entirely separate from England!
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@andriaperry (117140)
• Anniston, Alabama
13 Mar 17
Yes, for some reason people in parts of the Northern USA think that people in the Southern USA are stupid. Why? T.V. finds the worst white trash they can find and put them on a show and that is NOT how we act.
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
13 Mar 17
This is pretty annoying and I have noticed this attitude.
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@1creekgirl (41747)
• United States
13 Mar 17
Absolutely! Our southern charm and good manners can belie the fact that when we're through with you, you won't know what hit you!
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
13 Mar 17
@1creekgirl I loved to visit the southern US States, I had met beautiful charming people there.
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@Ronrybs (19584)
• London, England
13 Mar 17
If you want to annoy a little over half the population of England, tell them Britain is part of Europe!
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
14 Mar 17
Tell the same to the Swiss, Switzerland is part of Europe, they get mad.
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@josie_ (10032)
• Philippines
13 Mar 17
Although many women go abroad to work as domestic helpers, never assume we are a "nation of servants".That will definitely earn you the ire of most Filipinos.
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@GardenGerty (160949)
• United States
14 Mar 17
@josie based on my experience with people from your country, I consider you to be a people of hard workers.
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
13 Mar 17
I can understand very well that this would trigger the ire of most Filipinos. It's the same to say that all Italians are Mafiosi.
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@josie_ (10032)
• Philippines
14 Mar 17
@GardenGerty _Thank you. There is dignity in work.
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@ilocosboy (45156)
• Philippines
13 Mar 17
I have never been to Europe but this facts ate not just annoying but helpful
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
13 Mar 17
Some do not really care, but some do not appreciate some questions.
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• Finland
13 Mar 17
When I say I live in Finland I heard many times people ask do I live with polar bears or have I seen them. Another thing is when I say I live on Nokia people ask do I live in the phone... It's not so annoying but I just heard that too many times
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@GardenGerty (160949)
• United States
14 Mar 17
People know very little about Finland. I admit I did not, but my husband's family originally came from Finland. Since meeting him I have learned a lot about the contributions to engineering, and the arts among other things, from the Finns.
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@sishy7 (27167)
• Australia
14 Mar 17
@GardenGerty Now I understand how he got his username...
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
14 Mar 17
Oh my goodness, I cannot believe that people ask those questions. I would be annoyed too.
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@KrauseHome (36447)
• United States
13 Mar 17
No you would never tell an Italian you like Ketchup on their food not ask for Ketchup in that type of restaurant. But I am sure there are many things tourists ask here in the US that we find weird. They cannot always assume everyone knows everything either.
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
14 Mar 17
I know, we cannot know everything of each country we visit. When I am in doubt I keep my mouth shut, it's the only way not to say something offensive.
@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
14 Mar 17
@Lupita234 Bambinos is not Italian we say "bambini" and this means children. We really do not care about this.
@SIMPLYD (90721)
• Philippines
14 Mar 17
I would be annoyed if a tourist would say that it is nicer to have a vacation in ____ than in the Philippines. So, why did you come here, if you will just compare it with another country anyway.
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@SIMPLYD (90721)
• Philippines
14 Mar 17
@LadyDuck You have no choice indeed and in such case you can say that.
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
14 Mar 17
@SIMPLYD Yes, we were really upset a couple of times. One time we even decided to renounce to be reimbursed for the hotel, but to go away and go to another place.
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
14 Mar 17
Well, it happened that we went somewhere to spend a vacation and we were deceived, but once you had paid for the flight and the hotel you must stay there, especially if it was a long trip.
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@skysnap (20153)
13 Mar 17
Haha funny learned something new about EU.
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
13 Mar 17
I am glad if this made you laugh.
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@PatZAnthony (14749)
• Charlotte, North Carolina
13 Mar 17
Ignorance abounds! Can't think of anything that makes me mad. It is their ignorance, not mine. Most probably don't realize what they are saying and how it might seem offensive.
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
14 Mar 17
Most time I do not even pay attention, but you are right is their ignorance. When we lived in Monte-Carlo and people asked "where you are from" and we said Monte-Carlo, most of the time the comment was, I know where it is, South of Spain.
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
18 Mar 17
@vickyrose Sometimes it's better to let it go, they would not understand anyway.
@vickyrose (2235)
• Cooma, Australia
18 Mar 17
its people assuming too much. I correct them if they are incorrect.
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@Tampa_girl7 (50525)
• United States
14 Mar 17
It gets me perturbed when people don't realize that West Virginia and Virginia are two separate states. They ask us all the time, when are you going back to Virginia. We correct them and say West Virginia and they smile and they say yes we know you go to western Virginia
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
14 Mar 17
Do you mean that Americans do not know that West Virginia is a separate state? I cannot believe it.
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
15 Mar 17
@Tampa_girl7 May be that geography is not what is more important in American schools.
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@Tampa_girl7 (50525)
• United States
15 Mar 17
@LadyDuck it seems that most are oblivious to the fact that they are two separate states.
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• Midland, Michigan
13 Mar 17
I'm sure this doesn't bother any others from Michigan, but one thing we'd say years ago with the weather was just wait ten minutes and it will change. Funny thing is, I've spent time in other states and almost all of them say something similar. So, I get a bit annoyed hearing that still since it's not really a Michigan saying at all. I'd have to think about it more or maybe after reading some of the comments I'd remember. I thought a few of the ones you mentioned were quite funny. I can imagine why people in those areas would be upset especially since Scotland is it's own country, it may be close to England but not a part of it. Do Austrians speak German? I'm thinking that's what people mean. Maybe if they are using a translator or book with phrases that's the closest they can get?
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@GardenGerty (160949)
• United States
14 Mar 17
@MarshaMusselman I too have heard the weather saying everywhere I have lived or travelled but I am under the impression it was first said by Will Rogers, in reference to Oklahoma. It may be a wrong impression, but it is there.
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@LadyDuck (472074)
• Switzerland
13 Mar 17
No Austrians, speak Austro-Bavarian dialects, that differs heavily from German, it's just the same to ask to northern Swiss if they speak German, they speak a Swiss language similar to German, but not German.
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