My husband, my hero

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I don't do spiders. But if I have a useless super power, it would be being able to locate a spider in a room within moments of entering it. Once, I kept smelling something indescribable in my living room. I sniffed around until I found it. Yes, it was a spider. (It may have eaten a stink bug.) Yesterday, my spider senses were tingling when I walked into our dining room. I looked up and there was a spider casting a shadow in a corner. In my house, we have a deal: spiders stay in the corners & we don't go in the corners. So I ignored it, went and did other things. Came back into the room. THE SPIDER WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CEILING. I grabbed my laptop and was about to sit. And then..... IT DROPPED RIGHT INTO THE CHAIR. I screamed. I RAN. My husband laughed as I woke him up at 6:42 because he already knew- it had to be a spider.