Things that make ya go BRRRRRRRr

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Advice. Weather its wanted or not you get it. Sometimes it can be truly good advice. Other times you just want to look at the person speaking and throat punch them. Now don't get me wrong a well thought out and useful piece of information can be helpful however when its not well thought out and just speaking to hear yourself speak. stop yourself put your hand to your head and slap the crap out of yourself. You may be asking yourself what the purpose of my rant is. The answer my friend is this, as I was outside gathering grass and clover for my newly acquired rabbit this random guy walking down the street stops me and tells me that the process of caring for my lawn would indeed go a lot faster if I used a lawn mower. Ok so this was funny I had to giggle a bit but this man was not joking. I know he was not joking because after I laughed ( because I thought he was trying to be funny) He asked if I needed a lawnmower. To this I replied I was gathering food for my rabbit and from here the conversation took a turn. He looks at me dead in the eyes and said " well don't they sell that stuff at the pet store." I must have had a dumbfounded look on my face at this point because he then starts to tell me if you can get a rabbit from the pet store he was almost positive that I would be able to purchase rabbit food. Unable to think of anything to say to this man I quickly thanked the man bid him a good day and went back into my home. I wish I could tell you that this was the end of it but it was not. later on in the day today I heard a knock at my door. I think I took to long to answer because when I opened the door no one was there. However taped to my door was a flyer for a lawn mowing service and Petco. Normally I would just be thankful that there is a person out there that is kind enough to offer such help, This however was not the case because also attached to the flyers was a note saying thank you for giving me the best blond joke of the century.