A day at a local bar. Conversation between John, Peat & Larry

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Jargon John & Prideful Peat at a bar just hanging out. Prideful Peat was a man with loads of pride and he loved to boast and brag about his imaginary accomplishments and one day he sat at a table with his friend, at a local bar talking with Jargon John, who loved to make up stories about things that never happened. The lady took their orders. Prideful Peat ordered a Hot Damn and his friend, Jargon John ordered a Pink Squirrel. Then came along a stranger who had nowhere to sit except at their table, and he approached those two and asked if he might join them. He called himself, Lying Larry. He made small talk and the other two let him join them for a drink. What did Lying Larry order? A round for everyone, only the thing was, he was flat broke and planned on making a quick getaway after finishing his beer.