Ask Me Anything!

United States
June 17, 2017 9:53pm CST
No, really! Go ahead! I'm a danged know-it-all. Ask anyone who knows me. In fact, between me and my brother, I can answer any question you have. ANYTHING! It might take me some time, depending on the question but, I will get your answer. So, have some fun with this. The possibilities are endless. Surely, there's something you want to know. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? DISCLAIMER: My lawyer advises me to point out, you might not really want to know. Some answers are best left silent. Let me know if you prefer your answer in a private message. I bear no responsibility for the pain resulting from some knowledge. For entertainment purposes only. My answers should not be considered any type of professional advice. Responsibility to the responsible. DISCLAIMER: my psychiatrist advises I should point out that I really don't have a lawyer. DISCLAIMER: The voices tell me I should point out that there is no psychiatrist sitting there, either and that I can always trust the voices.
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
18 Jun 17
How many blue beans make 5?
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
18 Jun 17
@Iquestionitall I contemplated and deliberated, and have concluded thus: The number of blue beans that makes five shall be none less than that number which would make the number of blue beans be one less than the number of blue beans plus one, nor shall that number be any more than one plus the total number of blue beans minus one. Two, however, is equally philosophical. You owe the myLot community a lesson in tautological statements. Oh, and a blue Smartie.
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• United States
18 Jun 17
This might be one for my brother.
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• United States
18 Jun 17
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@rebelann (112959)
• El Paso, Texas
20 Jun 17
When did life begin on this planet?
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@rebelann (112959)
• El Paso, Texas
21 Jun 17
Life, as in the beginnings of the signs of life, anykind of life @Iquestionitall begin, as in begin, I really don't know how else to splain this. Planet, our planet Earth. K, is that better?
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• United States
21 Jun 17
I'll need you to clarify what you mean by "life," "begin" and "planet," please.
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• United States
21 Jun 17
@rebelann well, see, this is where it gets complicated. I guess the easiest way to answer this is, there is no point at which life "here" really began. It's all infinitely layered, in so many ways. Besides, in a sense, everything is alive, to one degree or another. Nothing was ever not alive. It was just in a different state of affairs. As an example, according to every metric, crystals are a form of life. Now, we've developed and progressed since then. That's obvious. But, it's more of a matter of cooperation between different organisms than it is anything else. For example, your stomach is not just an "organ." It is an "organism." Same for every other part of your body. I imagine you're wanting a simpler, one-size-fits-all answer. But that's just not how it works. Sorry. And it doesn't matter what any for-profit preacher has ever said, or thinks they think, either. This point in this plane of existence is alive, itself. The problem is, we primitive Humans just don't quite realize this, yet. I suppose the closest analogy I can offer you is, imagine we are living on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean. We think we are all there is. Meanwhile, we're unaware of even the underside of our piece of driftwood. We have no clue about how vast the ocean is. We wonder where the water comes from, when we encounter the spray. Rain is a mystery. All the while, everything really going on happens in the deep dark depths of the ocean below - which isn't even making the waves but reflective of the energies affecting the water. And, oh, the concept of dry land, elsewhere. How could a returning traveler even begin to describe it? Life is infinite. Always has been. Always will be. There is so much more than can be seen. So, I would need so much more elaboration to your question.
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@PatZAnthony (14749)
• Charlotte, North Carolina
27 Jun 17
As your "lawyer" advises you, some answers are best left silent. Hope you have fun answering questions. Why is the sky blue?
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• United States
27 Jun 17
Why? I don't know. As for how is it blue? Well, flat-earthers say it's all water over the dome, which I don't necessarily buy. Others tell me it's actually an illusion due to the gases in our atmosphere absorbing all of the colors within sunlight except for blue. The sky, itself, actually has no color.
@Genipher (5405)
• United States
18 Jun 17
What is the ultimate question of the ultimate answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, given that the answer is clearly 42?
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@Genipher (5405)
• United States
18 Jun 17
@Iquestionitall There IS a real question here....do you know it?
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• United States
18 Jun 17
@Genipher This depends on if you're referencing Adams, Carrol, Major League Baseball or base 39 mathematics.
• United States
18 Jun 17
Precisely.
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• Defuniak Springs, Florida
18 Jun 17
Where did you go to college? I figured we would play it safe for the first one. Lol
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• United States
18 Jun 17
I did not go to college.
• Defuniak Springs, Florida
18 Jun 17
@Iquestionitall army? Navy? Clown school?
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• United States
18 Jun 17
@thislittlepennyearns Navy...for 3 months, 16 days, 2 hours, 4 minutes and 7.25 seconds. But, who was keeping track? I joined for the wrong reasons.
@ConVolines (1449)
15 May 18
When do we finally get to see Hillary, Obama, and the rest of the swamp monsters in nooses? Will it be a public event, say, in the public square? Will it be streamed on pay-per-view?