Drunken farmer loses penis and three fingers in brawl with pet pig

@TheHorse (220068)
Walnut Creek, California
June 19, 2017 3:32pm CST
I thought I was having a bad day until I read this one. My bad day: My car wouldn't start this morning, so I had to cancel a routine Dr. appointment, get my car jumped, and limp in to the shop. I was going to head into work and finish up some paperwork, but it looks like that's not going to happen. This man's bad day: He came home from a party drunk, got into a fight with his pet pig, got his penis and three finger bitten off, and later died from an infection caused by his wounds. Would you fight with your pet pig while drunk?
A FARMER has died after he brawled with a pig that bit him in the testicles and tore off three of his fingers, it has been reported. The bizarre incident is said to have occurred in the town of San…
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Koalemos
@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
19 Jun 17
That must have been some kinky fight.
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Koalemos
@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
19 Jun 17
@pgntwo Yes, the market in the red light district.
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pgn
@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
19 Jun 17
Maybe it was Nursery Rhyme time... This little piggy went to market... etc.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
20 Jun 17
@pgntwo This little piggy carried a wee wee wee all the way home!
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Donald Pennington
@Iquestionitall (229)
• United States
19 Jun 17
Never wrestle with a pig. They're tough and smart.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Jun 17
I just talk to them. I rarely pet them, as their hair is so coarse. And they can be pretty stinky.
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AmberLynn
@ScribbledAdNauseum (104628)
• United States
19 Jun 17
@TheHorse but they taste good.
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Donald Pennington
@Iquestionitall (229)
• United States
19 Jun 17
@TheHorse If they can stay cool, they're surprisingly clean and intelligent. I still eat pork though.
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celticeagle
@celticeagle (168126)
• Boise, Idaho
19 Jun 17
Yuck!
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The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
20 Jun 17
My sentiments exactly. I'm sticking to chicken wrestling.
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Nancy Zink
@ramapo17 (30441)
• Melbourne, Florida
20 Jun 17
@TheHorse HAHAHAH, Cluck, cluck, cluck
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Alfredo Rossi
@amadeo (111938)
• United States
19 Jun 17
I would not fight with any pig.LOL
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Alfredo Rossi
@amadeo (111938)
• United States
19 Jun 17
@TheHorse I see.Many do have these at pets
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The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Jun 17
No offense to pigs, but I wouldn't have one as a pet. They just don't seem snugly.
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Kelli M
@spiderdust (14760)
• San Jose, California
19 Jun 17
It was just stupidity on his part. It's like starting a fight with a big dog -- you're going to get hurt.
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pgn
@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
19 Jun 17
Pigs make fine pets, I have heard - not a theory I'll be keen to prove or disprove, it has to be said.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
20 Jun 17
Like you, I am open to reading about empirical tests of this hypothesis, but will not be testing it myself.
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Kelli M
@spiderdust (14760)
• San Jose, California
19 Jun 17
Well, that tops my day yesterday. I still have all of my appendages intact! How drunk would someone have to be to think this was a good idea in the first place?
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The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Jun 17
I would have to say even drinker that I was on Friday night up at Grass Valley. Yes, I was pickin' and grinnin' until 5 AM, but I wasn't wrestling with any pigs.
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Kelli M
@spiderdust (14760)
• San Jose, California
19 Jun 17
@TheHorse And it wasn't crossing your mind to do so either, was it?
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The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
20 Jun 17
@spiderdust Well, I did go get a hotdog pretty late. But nothing beyond that. At least not that I'll admit.
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dragon54u
@dragon54u (31634)
• United States
19 Jun 17
I don't know why anyone would want to fight with an animal, he must've been a pretty mean person if he'd fight with his pet. I hope the pig is alright and was not destroyed!
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dragon54u
@dragon54u (31634)
• United States
20 Jun 17
@TheHorse I would not let my boys even touch it when they were little. Later, as an adult, my son went to the store with me and make a point of poking the tabloids by the checkout! I gather that the UK has mostly tabloids, at least that's what I see in my limited exposure via internet. I'll have to ask one of our UK members next time I see them.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
20 Jun 17
@dragon54u We have some funny satirical websites here, including The Onion and the Iowa Hawk.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
20 Jun 17
I wonder if the Sun.uk is kind of like our now defunct Weekly World News. I always enjoyed that at the check out counter.
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Nawsheen
@Nawsheen (28643)
• Mauritius
20 Jun 17
Oh my god I think this is lesson to Never Fight a Pig.
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Nawsheen
@Nawsheen (28643)
• Mauritius
20 Jun 17
@TheHorse I guess that's the best thing to do especially after you mentioned what happened to that man
The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
20 Jun 17
Funny. I sometimes visit pigs (my favorites are the chickens and goats) when I take the kids to Borges Ranch. I've never been tempted to argue with the pigs, much less get into a physical altercation with them.
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rebel_woman06
@SIMPLYD (90721)
• Philippines
20 Jun 17
What a way to die - with four parts of his body missing because he had a brawl with his pet pig. Well, the pig might have received a lot of blows , he has to get even so he did that to the man.
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rebel_woman06
@SIMPLYD (90721)
• Philippines
21 Jun 17
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The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
21 Jun 17
@SIMPLYD Um, why are you laughing?
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The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
20 Jun 17
I hope the pig is OK. Wonder if it was male or female.
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AmberLynn
@ScribbledAdNauseum (104628)
• United States
19 Jun 17
I couldn't tell you what I'd do while drunk.. but I hope I wouldn't get myself maimed!
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AmberLynn
@ScribbledAdNauseum (104628)
• United States
19 Jun 17
@TheHorse or whilst drunk! Of course no good decision has ever come while drunk.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Jun 17
Whatever you do, don't do it with angry pigs!
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The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
20 Jun 17
@ScribbledAdNauseum Well, I did decide to play music until 5 AM the other night. It turned out OK.
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Four Walls
@FourWalls (68884)
• United States
19 Jun 17
The only pigs I like is the Pink Floyd song!
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Four Walls
@FourWalls (68884)
• United States
20 Jun 17
@TheHorse -- beats the image of a pig having a guy's family jewels for lunch, doesn't it?
Pink Floyd - Pigs (Three different Ones)
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Pink Floyd - Pigs (Three different Ones) Album: Animals(1977)
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The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
20 Jun 17
@FourWalls It does. I wonder what said lunch is called in pig-speak. San Francisco Oysters?
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The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
20 Jun 17
I have the image of the album cover in my head now.
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Anna
@LadyDuck (471987)
• Switzerland
20 Jun 17
I wonder which kind of fight... no I do not want to know. I know that pigs bite, they can become pretty dangerous.
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Anna
@LadyDuck (471987)
• Switzerland
20 Jun 17
@sourabhrock2008 Pigs have sharp teeth.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
21 Jun 17
Wild pigs are to be avoided.
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Nancy Zink
@ramapo17 (30441)
• Melbourne, Florida
20 Jun 17
@LadyDuck How do you know so much about pigs???
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NJ Chicaa
@NJChicaa (120055)
• United States
19 Jun 17
OMG Yeah your day definitely was not that bad.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
20 Jun 17
Heck, I thought I was going to have to have the car towed, but the guy jumped me and didn't charge me anything. And I still have all my parts. It's a wonderful life!
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Rhombus
@Rhombus (356)
• South Africa
19 Jun 17
Pig 1, man 0 Seriously what the heck was he doing to that pig. Personally love it when nature fights back.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Jun 17
I wonder what they were arguing about in the first place.
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Rhombus
@Rhombus (356)
• South Africa
20 Jun 17
@TheHorse He was probably out drinking, you know, with other pigs or.... He was put drinking and stopped for a bacon sandwich on the way home.
Belle Starr (Iz)
@BelleStarr (61102)
• United States
20 Jun 17
Well, since I am not a farmer, never get drunk and don't have a pet pig, I think I am safe!! lol
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Belle Starr (Iz)
@BelleStarr (61102)
• United States
21 Jun 17
@TheHorse lol my dogs? I will keep my eyes on the little buggers!! lol
The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
20 Jun 17
There may be creatures all around you, slobbering at the thought of your fingers and other parts.
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LK2018
@Letranknight2015 (52072)
• Philippines
20 Jun 17
Well, he definitely won't have kids anymore, thanks to that pig.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
20 Jun 17
This is true. Natural selection: fewer men who get drunk and fight with pigs in the next generation.
Jabo
@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
20 Jun 17
What a horrible end for that farmer - yikes. Hope you got your car fixed.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
20 Jun 17
Thanks. It's still in the shop. I hope the news is good.
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Nanette Piotrowski
@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
20 Jun 17
Oh good grief @TheHorse . I'll bet every guy that saw this was grabbing for their cajones. Heck no I wouldn't fight with a pig.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
20 Jun 17
Can't say it made me particularly "comfortable."
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Jeanne Marie
@Jeanniemaries (8237)
• United States
20 Jun 17
I can't even imagine that I would ever have pet pig. I have never understood why anyone would. It boggles the mind.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
20 Jun 17
Well, they're supposedly intelligent. Heh.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
21 Jun 17
@Jeanniemaries Heh. I wouldn't have a pet pig either.
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Jeanne Marie
@Jeanniemaries (8237)
• United States
21 Jun 17
@TheHorse Well, maybe in this case.
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Scott Ganschow
@teamfreak16 (43418)
• Denver, Colorado
20 Jun 17
I wouldn't fight him even if I were sober. Not after reading this.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
20 Jun 17
Heh. I think I'll leave animal wrestling to reality show contestants and such like.
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