Alternative Facts (A Poem)
By Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
United States
June 30, 2017 12:57pm CST
Stressed out?
Relax
With alternative facts.
The Earth
Revolves around the moon.
I saw it in a cartoon.
Donald Trump
Is a mad genius.
Okay, take the genius part out.
Healthcare reform
Will provide a safety net
With a big hole in the center.
Our roads
Have no potholes.
They do have plenty of panholes though.
Mice prefer ice cream over cheese.
They are such a tease.
The Abominable Snowman
Is actually an Elvis impersonator
Who is a little shook up.
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3 responses
@crossbones27 (49463)
• Mojave, California
30 Jun 17
How funny and climate change really means everyone is in store for 80 degree weather year round and beach front property. Hey, maybe you are right, there is something to these alternative facts.
