Kids Are Just Big Blabbermouths

United States
September 20, 2017 2:49pm CST
I was talking to my good friend the other day and she has three grandsons. Two are teenagers and the youngest is around 8 years old. My friend and her husband took all three grandsons out for dinner one night and were having a wonderful time eating, chatting and laughing. In the middle of her mouthful of food my friend bit down really hard and bit the inside of her cheek so badly that it started to bleed. Of course it wasn't serious and the bleeding stopped pretty quickly and they continued their dinner. When they brought their grandsons home the youngest was anxiously telling his mom about all the blood. The mom was concerned and asked what had happened. The youngest replied "Nanny was boozing it up and forgot how to eat" I was laughing so hard when my friend told me the story especially since she said she had only had one glass of wine and was by no means boozing it up. Kids are not only funny but they certainly are blabbermouths
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@spiderdust (14760)
• San Jose, California
20 Sep 17
Wow! I'm glad Nanny didn't get into trouble, that could have definitely been misunderstood!
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@DianneN (247186)
• United States
20 Sep 17
. Out of the mouths of babes! Hilarious! Sounds like her young grandson isn't living under a rock.
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@much2say (55912)
• Los Angeles, California
20 Sep 17
They are blabbermouths and they sure know how to spice up a story !
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• Valdosta, Georgia
20 Sep 17
Oh my goodness kids are too funny! They say the funniest things in such a funny but innocent way.
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• Valdosta, Georgia
23 Sep 17
@Marilynda1225 I absolutely do!
• United States
21 Sep 17
I'm sure you have plenty of laughs from your kids as well
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@amadeo (111938)
• United States
20 Sep 17
and how old was nanny?
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• United States
20 Sep 17
She'd kill me for telling you but she's 71
@amadeo (111938)
• United States
20 Sep 17
@Marilynda1225 that is very young there.Not old about this.Old is me.lol
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@just4him (317249)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
20 Sep 17
I needed a good belly laugh Yes, kids can say the darnedest things as Art Linkletter always said.
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@GardenGerty (160909)
• United States
21 Sep 17
And they often have a strange interpretation on life.
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• United States
20 Sep 17
Now that is the funniest I had heard for ages Marilyn, oh dear.
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@Juliaacv (51485)
• Canada
20 Sep 17
Where did they ever learn to talk like that? But seriously, I've done that, and it does hurt like heck!
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@Srbageldog (7716)
• United States
21 Sep 17
That is hilarious!
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@andriaperry (117138)
• Anniston, Alabama
21 Sep 17
I laughed so hard reading this.
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@kobesbuddy (78871)
• East Tawas, Michigan
20 Sep 17
Oh, this is so true, about kids. They hold back nothing that flows through their mind!
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@RubyHawk (99405)
• Atlanta, Georgia
20 Sep 17
You can say that again. Don't tell a kid anything you don't want spread around.
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@YesWay (3674)
20 Sep 17
HahHa this is hilarious!! Oh out Of the mouths of babes
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@rebelann (112962)
• El Paso, Texas
21 Sep 17
Funny how kids perceptions of drinking is so different from an adults.
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@BelleStarr (61102)
• United States
21 Sep 17
lol Yes they certainly are!! I hope their mom was understanding.
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@Lucky15 (37374)
• Philippines
20 Sep 17
Sometime skids bring that sudden laughter on us when they say something that we don't expect :)
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@MarymargII (12422)
• Toronto, Ontario
21 Sep 17
Haha! Yes and they love getting grown ups in trouble- very funny!
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@NJChicaa (120073)
• United States
20 Sep 17
wow. I wonder where he heard that phrase before.
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@peachpurple (13961)
• Malaysia
20 Sep 17
kids are cute when they turn the real events to a big one
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