Yes Please I Need a Vacation!
By Ithink
@Ithink (9980)
United States
November 7, 2017 10:10pm CST
I got a phone call today, they said that they were the IRS and all this other stuff and I said I don't work. Well they said that didn't matter I owed this money and if I didn't pay up I would be going to jail.
My Reply was, YES PLEASE!!! I need a vacation, where I can be feed without having to cook it myself, sit in a corner and just read without being interrupted. Have a snack without having to share. YES PLEASE!
I don't think they like me, they hung up. I guess my vacation is off! 
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11 responses
@andriaperry (117133)
• Anniston, Alabama
8 Nov 17
Way to go! That is an awesome answer.
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@prashu228 (37524)
• India
8 Nov 17
Lol..we all need it at some point of time.. Time fir ourselves...
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@ilocosboy (45156)
• Philippines
8 Nov 17
Ha ha, these scammers never run out of idea
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@Ithink (9980)
• United States
9 Nov 17
@Srbageldog I have pretended not to understand them because of their accent too, like the windows guy. The one that calls and wants you to do your computer for them. I just go I don't want to open my windows it is to cold out. They will go on and on then finally give up.
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@Srbageldog (7716)
• United States
9 Nov 17
@Ithink I used to have fun messing with telemarketers when they'd call. When I was a teenager, I'd let them do their entire sales pitch until they got to the part when they'd ask how much of their product I wanted to buy, then I'd tell them "Oh, I can't buy anything, you'd have to talk to my parents." They would always sound deflated once they realized they'd just spent the last 5-10 minutes talking to a kid. Sometimes they'd ask to talk to my parents, but my parents were conveniently "never home."
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@Happy2BeMe (99380)
• Canada
8 Nov 17
Good answer. Bet they weren't expecting that one!! 
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