A big change in The Horse's life! Will you congratulate me?
By The Horse
@TheHorse (223437)
Walnut Creek, California
November 24, 2017 9:32pm CST
I am really excited right now! I knew I had found the right one upon first sight. Not too much "bling." Understated beauty. Pragmatism. Competence.
It was actually my kid client who first spotted my new love. I will be forever thankful to him. As of this moment, the object of my affection is still pure.
Yes, there had been some pressure from a couple of MyLot members. Yes, I had some hesitancy because of the amount of money involved.
But it is done now. Please congratulate me!
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36 responses
@andriaperry (118297)
• Anniston, Alabama
25 Nov 17
I am she will make you happy, I have heard thinner people are happier that chunky people. Put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up.
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@andriaperry (118297)
• Anniston, Alabama
25 Nov 17
@TheHorse Ya know that song was in my head all night after writing that.
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@mylordisgood (37)
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25 Nov 17
wow, will lime work like this? thank you i love that.
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@TheHorse (223437)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Nov 17
@lady1993 JUST? JUST? Are you minimizing my new love? Are wives as dependable as a new blender? No! Do wives get turned on with the flick of a switch? No! Do wives taste of strawberry and banana? No!
Sorry. I got a bit excited there.
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@Tampa_girl7 (51503)
• United States
25 Nov 17
I need a new blender too.
enjoy your smoothies. I read your comment to kharla.
enjoy your smoothies. I read your comment to kharla.7 people like this
@TheHorse (223437)
• Walnut Creek, California
27 Nov 17
@kobesbuddy Oh dear. I hadn't realized you'd left. Am I an insensitive beast?
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@kobesbuddy (78871)
• East Tawas, Michigan
25 Nov 17
@TheHorse I'm back this morning, my mouth with its' dura-cells all in place!
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
25 Nov 17
You almost made me jealous @TheHorse . Cheating on me like that.
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@TheHorse (223437)
• Walnut Creek, California
25 Dec 17
@DaddyEvil I really have been enjoying my smoothies.
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@kobesbuddy (78871)
• East Tawas, Michigan
25 Nov 17
Is this actually possible? I thought those adds were all scams, of some sort. How did MyLot members know about this, was it on their page, also? I do congratulate you, if this is for real!:)
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@kobesbuddy (78871)
• East Tawas, Michigan
25 Nov 17
@TheHorse You had me scared for a minute there! LOL A blender? Now that's eternal love!
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@BarBaraPrz (48605)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
25 Nov 17
I thought maybe you found a new guitar...
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@TheHorse (223437)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Nov 17
@kobesbuddy Well, $15 could by a decent used harmonica.
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@kobesbuddy (78871)
• East Tawas, Michigan
25 Nov 17
@TheHorse For $15? That would be a high quality instrument!
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@bagarad (14283)
• Paso Robles, California
25 Nov 17
This didn't make sense to me. You mentioned money. So I read all the comments and sure enough! You tried to trick us. I have a blender I rarely use since I got my food processor. But congratulations on getting what YOU wanted and at a good price.
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@DaddyEvil (141924)
• United States
4 Dec 17
@sishy7 Probably not, sishy... Walmart offered that blender for $5 on Black Friday.
pony missed out on the reduced price!
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@PainsOnSlate (21852)
• Canada
25 Nov 17
You fooled me too, I thought you were talking about that beauty but you were talking about another beauty. Enjoy!
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@TheHorse (223437)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Nov 17
@PainsOnSlate Funny that I waited three years to get a new one. I did make two smoothies yesterday, and both were delicious. I'm going to get some fresh strawberries next time I go shopping.
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@peachpurple (13961)
• Malaysia
25 Nov 17
First, congrats
Second, what did you found ? A bride ?
Third, money involved..... You bought something?
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@TheHorse (223437)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Nov 17
@peachpurple With my blender, I will court beautiful women from Asia, Russia and...oh yeah...the Middle East.
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@peachpurple (13961)
• Malaysia
25 Nov 17
@TheHorse oh yes, i read the bottom post, you bought a blender, what did you blend besides smoothie
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@RasmaSandra (82619)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
25 Nov 17
Congratulations hope you enjoy and always remember be creative. Saw @andriaperry comment so here it is for you.
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@teamfreak16 (43418)
• Denver, Colorado
25 Nov 17
I had to read all the comments. Congratulations on the new blender!
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