Beans, Beans, BEANS
@BearArtistLady (6036)
United States
December 14, 2017 1:04pm CST
Last night we went to eat at the local steak house. They have great food, and super sour dough bread. They also have, unfortunately, brown beans that they serve in little cast iron pots. I don't much care for beans-especally brown beans. The after effects can be catastrophic!!!! As I told AnnaSays, I can clear a ROOM in ten seconds flat after eating a few beans. The old rhyme comes to mind, "Beans beans good for the heart, beans beans make you fart!". They sure did their job today!!! I got up and as is the norm went to the bathroom. I farted so hard and so loud that I stood up and checked the toilet to make sure I didn't blow a hole in it.
Big mistake!!! The pungent aroma would have killed a herd of bull elephants at 300 yards!
As I was choking and struggling to get to the air freshener another killer fart escaped through those cheeks, that one could eliminate the whole herd at half a mile!!!! My butt needs to be registered as a lethal weapon!!!!! Hopefully Bill will be outside most of the day!!! Sigh, beans beans good for the heart...
Big mistake!!! The pungent aroma would have killed a herd of bull elephants at 300 yards! As I was choking and struggling to get to the air freshener another killer fart escaped through those cheeks, that one could eliminate the whole herd at half a mile!!!! My butt needs to be registered as a lethal weapon!!!!! Hopefully Bill will be outside most of the day!!! Sigh, beans beans good for the heart...7 people like this
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
14 Dec 17
You have not tried the innocuous Brussels sprout, have you...?
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@BearArtistLady (6036)
• United States
15 Dec 17
Oh yes, I happen to love Brussels sprouts and also broccoli. I've had to swear off both of those for the time being. The farts from those make the ones from the beans smell like a walk in the country on a spring day. I had forgotten about how noxious my farts from broccoli were until I pigged out on some at a neighbors. My farts were so bad!!!!!
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@YrNemo (20255)
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17 Dec 17
One of our family friends has the same trouble but with eating bananas! She is very unhappy about this.
@misunderstood_zombie (8142)
• United States
15 Dec 17
Yes, good for the heart, yet bad for the loved ones.
