Whacky Wednesday

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I had the funniest thing happen today at work. We had a bid meeting to evaluate proposals for some swimming pool renovations we are going to undertake in the city. I was one of three evaluators on the review panel. The staff in our Purchasing Department gave us guidelines of how we were to conduct the bid evaluations, reminding us that the entire meeting would be recorded and available as public record. Before the meeting facilitator turned the recorder on, he gave us some brief instructions. One of them was for us to NOT say our names, but only refer to ourselves as "evaluator 1" or "evaluator 2" and so on. And then he turns the recorder on, and points to me and says, "Okay evaluator 1, you're first." Obviously, I wasn't paying much attention, because I immediately blurted out "Good afternoon, this is Jeff Moffitt, evaluator number 1." Everybody started frantically waving their arms at me and shaking their heads no, and the girl next to me quickly whispered in my ear, "Hey, you weren't supposed to say your name!" Not missing a beat, I quickly followed up with, "And for the record, this is not Jeff Moffitt speaking, I am just an anonymous evaluator! What you just heard was a figment of your imagination." The entire room burst out laughing, and the meeting facilitator immediately shut off the recorder and told us we were going to have to start again with take 2. Thankfully, my mistake in not following directions came at the beginning of the meeting, and not in the middle or toward the end. We were able to start over and the rest of the meeting went smoothly and we were able to award the bid. They call this day Whacky Wednesday for a reason, and at least I was able to give everyone a laugh on Hump Day! Personally, I think they should have kept my comments in the recording that will become the official record of the meeting! There's just not enough humor in government work! How was your Wednesday? Wait...before you answer, make sure that you do NOT use your name! Just refer to yourself as myLotter #1, myLotter #2, and so on! LOL