Coffee Community Attacks Hillbilly After Outrageous Act
By Four Walls
@FourWalls (68902)
United States
January 24, 2018 8:34pm CST
The scene was a cross between the villagers going after the monster in Young Frankenstein and the SWAT team scaling the buildings in Chicago in pursuit of the Blues Brothers.
The coffee (and coughee) enthusiasts from the military and myLot communities put out an all-points bulletin after a certain country music-loving person was discovered to be using a coffee maker.....
To make TEA.
Oh, the humanity!!
The incriminating photo shows a sweet cinnamon tea bag from Kroger’s Private Selection brand hanging from coffee pot.
The outcry was immediate and unanimous. A certain cat in Olney, Illinois was quoted as saying, “Meow.” Some guy typing added, “I think that says it all.”
The hillbilly is in hiding; however, the coffee lovers of the world state they intend on flushing her out by advertising a free Dale Watson concert.
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@FourWalls (68902)
• United States
25 Jan 18
What people do when they brew coffee is put coffee grounds in a filter in the basket, then let the water drip through it to brew the coffee. As I drink tee, not coffee, I just let the water pass through to get hot.
Coffee makers such as these seem to be going by the wayside here in America, thanks to those individual “Keurig” K-cup makers.
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@metanya (20)
• Indonesia
25 Jan 18
@FourWalls it's different process between them.
Can that makes the machine broken?
I mean that tea thing.
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@FourWalls (68902)
• United States
25 Jan 18
@metanya — no, not at all. It’s basically using the machine to heat the water without brewing coffee.
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@dgobucks226 (35716)
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26 Jan 18
Well, that Hillbilly was certainly behaving in a "Abby Normal" way! A coffee maker for tea sacrilege
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@FourWalls (68902)
• United States
26 Jan 18
You’d never see anyone who was in the Navy ever doing something like that!!
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@JohnRoberts (109846)
• Los Angeles, California
25 Jan 18
I thought they were trying to lure that hillbilly with Yankees tickets.
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@teamfreak16 (43418)
• Denver, Colorado
28 Jan 18
Free coffee maker tea at the Dale Watson concert.
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