I am the boss.

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My friend Ram is a very lucky fellow, always he behaves like a boss in his house, [Maybe, he is doing so in my presence only, I don't know.] Whenever I complain about my wife he would tease me, But in my case, it is not that easy to become a boss, because- 'Earlier she was awfully simple and docile, but she acts simply awful and horrible' whenever I open my mouth. So, in order to compromise with the situation, I have bought a new wall hanging that reads- " I am the boss in the house, I have got her permission to say so"