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Q: How does Einstein begin a story? A: Once upon a space-time... Einstein when asked how World War III would be fought, Einstein replied that he didn't know. But he knew how World War IV would be fought: With sticks and stones! You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. – Albert Einstein I never thought that others would take them so much more seriously than I did. – Albert Einstein about his theories Einstein once said that it would be hard to teach in a co-ed college since guys were only looking on girls and not listening to the teacher. He was objected that they would be listening to him very attentively, forgetting about any girls. But such guys won't be worth teaching, - replied the great man. In the period that Einstein was active as a professor, one of his students came to him and said: "The questions of this year's exam are the same as last years!" "True," Einstein said, "but this year all answers are different." Marilyn Monroe suggests to Einstein: What do you say, professor, shouldn't we marry and have a little baby together: what a baby it would be - my looks and your intelligence! Einstein: I'm afraid, dear lady, it might be the other way around... Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love Why did the chicken cross the road? Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads. Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference. Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast. Wolfgang Pauli: There already was a chicken on this side of the road. Q: What did the Nuclear Physicist have for lunch? A: Fission Chips. Anything that doesn't matter has no mass Q: Does light have mass? A: Of course not. It's not even Catholic!!! E=mc2 Formula: "Energy equals milk chocolate squared" If it wasn't for Thomas Alva Edison, we'd all be watching TV to the light of a candle. When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident. "I really can't remember," the snail replied. "You see, it all happened so fast." Gravity is a law. Lawbreakers will be brought down! When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions. You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it? If it's green and wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics. A physics student was hit by a brick falling from a house. He fainted, but came to after a while and started smiling. The onlookers were worried, so they asked him why the smile. "I just realized how lucky I am because the kinetic energy is only half m v squared." A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge" WATT is the unit of power? Q: What happens when electrons lose their energy? A: They get Bohr'ed. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind. here were some joke....reply if u like that