Oreo's: Taking Over Your Cookie Jar
By PLETHOS
@Plethos (13581)
United States
February 13, 2018 9:47pm CST
There's a war brewing in the cookie aisle of your local grocery convenient store.
In an effort to take over your cookie jar at home, Oreo has a few choices for you
to buy, hopefully all at once, to take home and try to fit into your cookie jar.
There will be many crumbs left behind. Many will be tortured as they're drowned in glasses of milk. Some will be horrifically pulled apart exposing the creme filling skeleton it holds inside. Sacrifices will be ate!
Because -
They now come to you in such delicous flavors as Chocolate Hazelnut and Cinnamon Bun. If you decide its too much Oreo for you and only want a lighter thinner version, well guess what!
There are Thin Bites available ! To go along with regular flavored Oreo, you also have three Fudge Dipped varieties for you to drool over! Coconut Creme, Mint and Original !
If you are someone who likes a little flare in your taste of a cookie, no problem, to go along with your shot of Fireball whisky you can chase it with Hot & Spicy Cinnamon Oreo!
And if your like Pony boy and want to stay gold, then you're in luck, Golden Oreo's to the rescue!
To the traditionalist there will always be regular Oreos. If you're the kind that's crazy for the white filling, then you will always have Double Stuff as an option.
But to those of us who just want a good ol fashioned American cookie, there's always a regular Oreo with packaging that includes red and white stripes with an imprint of an American flag on the cookie itself.
Photograph- Taken/Owned by me, Plethos
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21 responses
@1hopefulman (45114)
• Canada
15 Feb 18
That's amazing! I haven't had one for a long time as I'm very concerned about the sugar. Do they have a healthy cookie?
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@infatuatedbby (94912)
• United States
14 Feb 18
You're at Target aren't you?
Double Stuff is my favorite but its been awhile since I bought an oreo cookie bag! I usually get oreos in the lunchables if I crave them! So many options now. Did you get any?
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@infatuatedbby (94912)
• United States
14 Feb 18
@Plethos
Of course I recognize the store layout. I actually want to go to Target today, but will probably go tomorrow it's 9PM now and I don't want to go at night. I am going to stock up on some more laundry detergent and buy household supplies (need more toilet cleaner) and I want Lindt Chocolates.
Pepperidge perhaps?
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@Plethos (13581)
• United States
14 Feb 18
@infatuatedbby - my gf likes going to the $1 area to look for things to use at the preschool.
i like going to the 99c store next door.
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@Plethos (13581)
• United States
14 Feb 18
lol you recognized the store layout! i think you do have a shopping problem.
no, i didnt get any . insteaad i got some oatmeal and raisin ones. dang, i forgot the name alread. they are in those white bags with about 6 in it and seperated by a cupcake paper cup.
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@snowy22315 (184508)
• United States
14 Feb 18
And I insist on trying every single flavor! J/K..I eat enough junk.
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@snowy22315 (184508)
• United States
14 Feb 18
@Plethos well yes who doesn't like a good Oreo?
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@Plethos (13581)
• United States
14 Feb 18
@snowy22315 - to not like an oreo, is to almost be called unamerican.
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@Tina30219 (82362)
• Onaway, Michigan
16 Feb 18
I agree there are so many different kinds of Oreo cookies out there it is hard to choose which one to get. But my favorite is the double stuff and the original ones. I have not tried and of the other ones.
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@Tina30219 (82362)
• Onaway, Michigan
16 Feb 18
@Plethos Do you have a favorite out of all of those many flavors tbey hsve out? I have tried the ones they do at Christmas time dipped in white chocolate they are ok I just don't care for white chocolate that much.
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@Plethos (13581)
• United States
16 Feb 18
@Tina30219 - the originals, the o.g. of the cookies. just the regular oreo is what i like.
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@Poppylicious (11133)
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14 Feb 18
I like the strawberry ones. They're so popular in the UK that they now live in the biscuit aisle and not the Foods from around the World! aisle. Thankfully we only have two or three varieties available.
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@Poppylicious (11133)
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14 Feb 18
@Plethos I thought America had already taken over the world??
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@Plethos (13581)
• United States
14 Feb 18
@Poppylicious - no, america just builds military bases, we dont actually take over .
@irishidid (8687)
• United States
14 Feb 18
I rarely eat them. I used to buy Hydrox cookies. Oreo's are a Hydrox knock off. Just looked it up and they are apparently making Hydrox again. You can buy them on Amazon.
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@BelleStarr (61101)
• United States
14 Feb 18
I personally don't like Oreos so I am not tempted by any flavor they come up with. lol Well okay, the peanut butter ones are edible lol
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@BelleStarr (61101)
• United States
17 Feb 18
@Plethos lol not me I am afraid but I dare them to try lol
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@crossbones27 (49957)
• Mojave, California
14 Feb 18
Yeah love colors but at some point need to be a decent country too, just saying.
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@hostessman (11871)
• Tucson, Arizona
14 Feb 18
i like oreo cookies but i also like others too
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@JohnRoberts (109846)
• Los Angeles, California
14 Feb 18
Oh, there are some flavors there I have not tried!
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@ilocosboy (45156)
• Philippines
14 Feb 18
Maybe its time for me to have some oreo now
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