Mildred the Cat - miffed about my mom's poetry

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Hi everybody. It's Mildred the Cat. I hope everybody is doing well and not feeling hurt like I am. This morning I came across this haiku my mom wrote about dogs. I don't like it: Steadfast devotion Loving eyes and loyal heart A forever friend. I confronted my mom about this. She said she wrote it years ago and not to concern myself about it. Well, I am concerned. She never wrote a haiku about me. She is always telling me how beautiful and smart I am, even brilliant, that I am a master manipulator, that I tend to get my own way a lot, all those good things. But I see and hear nothing about my devoted eyes, my incredibly loving heart, my foreverness, nothing, nada. What do you guys think? Should my devoted eyes and loving heart feel crushed or should I, as usual, take the high road and let it go, that is, as long as my treats keep coming? Crushed in Connecticut, Mildred the Cat Till next time, Purrs, paws and high fives Image: Mine