The Block's Another Piano Moment

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True story.... So, I'm playing the piano one night at this nice hotel, and then this attractive woman comes up to me and starts chatting. I had one eye on the piano keys and the other eye on her tight blouse ... or those things that were pushing her blouse out ... I forget. Anyway, instead of giving me a tip, she flopped a room key on the piano. At the time I didn't think anything of it ... I was just jammin' away. Suddenly, I did what any other naive gentleman would do---- I let out a loud and booming voice that startled the other guests, "Maam, you left your room key!" The woman came back with an exasperated sigh, and without a word, she snatched her room key away from me. At first, I thought how ungrateful she was. Then it hit me ... Dammit! If ever I had a moment of stupidity, it would be that moment. Boy, am I the dumbest of the dumb.... To this day, I still look for another room key. Never happened. Although, there was this one time a huge Tranny left a drink for me on the piano. I drank it, but I don't remember much after that.... Ok, the Tranny part may be creative nonfiction