Not Now!

@zebra2222 (5268)
United States
June 12, 2018 10:03pm CST
"Can I go to the bathroom?" "Not now!" "But I really have to go." "Not now!" "It's urgent!" "Not now!" "I can't hold it much longer!" "Not now!" "It's about to start flowing." "Not now!" "Ten, nine, eight..." "Wait. You may go now!" "Mission accomplished. Uranus, we have lift off." "Thank heavens. I feared that there would be a leak in the cockpit."
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9 responses
@mlgen1037 (29886)
• Manila, Philippines
13 Jun 18
OMG! Hahaha thank you for that, Steve.
• India
13 Jun 18
Haha! Good one
@neelia_lyn (2003)
• Philippines
13 Jun 18
Ha ha! Funny!. So many times I was that one "I can't hold it much longer!"
@rakski (122992)
• Philippines
13 Jun 18
Good you made it!!! Or whoever it is
@sw8sincere (5204)
• Philippines
13 Jun 18
What a silly poem. I love it.
@HannahD (121)
13 Jun 18
Still enjoy your poem
@TheHorse (218846)
• Walnut Creek, California
13 Jun 18
Glad something worked. I thought you were talking about a "number one" until you went planetary.
@Jessabuma (31700)
• Baguio, Philippines
13 Jun 18
Hehe!!! Funny and cute poem!
@simplfred (20641)
• Philippines
13 Jun 18
Full of laugh here. Thank you for sharing.