Fortune Cookies #52
By Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
United States
June 24, 2018 7:08pm CST
Are you ready for some new fortune cookie sayings? Well here goes:
1. Never wash a watch in the wash.
2. Take a ride on the Reading Railroad because there is no Writing Railroad.
3. You can't hide an elephant in a closet, but you can hide a trunk.
4. You can't make cents out of a dollar.
5. If you want a hot date, go for a walk in the desert.
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@mlgen1037 (29886)
• Manila, Philippines
25 Jun 18
Those made me laugh, Steve. Thank you. I have trunks on my cabinet, though. 
