My Wife Left Me

@porwest (91088)

United States

August 17, 2018 4:47pm CST

Well, that is it. I got home from my business travel, my wife had packed some bags, and the house was empty, but the cat was still here. To be fair, I knew this would be the case. I mean, we had talked about it, and so it was no real surprise. The writing was already on the wall days ago if not months ago. Okay, okay. So I am not being entirely genuine here. She is only gone for a weekend trip with my mom, my sister, and my 21 year old niece. They are calling it a 'girl's weekend.' They headed off to the Ozarks which is about 3 or so hours away. She will be back Sunday sometime. I am calling it a bachelor weekend. I hope she has a great time and I know she will. I will probably spend some time playing my guitar and of course doing my own thing while I can. I will make sure the house is clean before she gets home. Not because I want her to come home to a clean house necessarily. But if she comes home to a dirty one my next post may be an obituary. Sorry for the click bait. I just could not resist.

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@1hopefulman (45120)

• Canada

18 Aug 18

So behave or you will be in the dog-house playing your guitar. Your are pretty good. Do you have a YouTube channel also?

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@1hopefulman (45120)

• Canada

18 Aug 18

@porwest I understand! She just wants to spend more time with you. I will check your channel.

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@porwest (91088)

• United States

29 Aug 18

@1hopefulman I like your way of thinking.

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@porwest (91088)

• United States

18 Aug 18

I do. My wife actually enjoys my guitar playing, although when I get into it she sometimes hates the time I spend doing it. But I don't get to play as often as I like. Always something needing done.

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@dgobucks226 (35621)

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18 Aug 18

Well, your Bachelor weekend sounds much safer than the movie titled "Bachelor Party."

You are pulling out all the response stops now aren't you

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@dgobucks226 (35621)

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20 Feb 21

@porwest Yes, life gets in the way sometimes..

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@porwest (91088)

• United States

16 Feb 21

Yeah. Even looking back on this one, I was amazed by two things. How many responses to this one I actually got, and how many I forgot to respond to. How rude of me. Working on fixing that as we speak because as I have posted in the past, I eventually do get to ALL of them. This one just took me two years.

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@porwest (91088)

• United States

21 Feb 21

@dgobucks226 Yes it does. But like I have posted many times, and will probably post again, I DO eventually get to them all. lol

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@GardenGerty (160702)

• United States

18 Aug 18

I suspected something like this. I am close to the Ozarks as well. If I pack quickly maybe I can join her.

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@porwest (91088)

• United States

16 Feb 21

Right now the Ozarks would be abysmally cold. But then this was August, two years ago that I posted this. Not sure why I bother to make sure I check old posts to make sure I responded properly to all of them. Just a thing I do I guess. But I do remember she had a good time, and I had some peace and quiet. It was nice if I remember it right. lol

@allknowing (136541)

• India

18 Aug 18

Are you so starved of responses that you take the myLot community for a ride by this title

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@porwest (91088)

• United States

16 Feb 21

Looking back at this post, my little trickery seemed to serve me well. Thinking I should try this again and see if I get similar results. I am a bit sneaky like that you know.

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@RasmaSandra (79909)

• Daytona Beach, Florida

18 Aug 18

Hope you and the cat have a really wild weekend just don't wreck the house completely.

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@JohnRoberts (109846)

• Los Angeles, California

18 Aug 18

Time for you to par-tay!

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@porwest (91088)

• United States

16 Feb 21

I believe I did. In my own way of course. Great getting to pretend talk to you by the way. You are very much missed around here.

@chiyosan (30184)

• Philippines

18 Aug 18

hehe it worked. =)

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@porwest (91088)

• United States

16 Feb 21

It sure did. Looking back on all the responses this got, I should do it again. lol

@Aquitaine24 (11813)

• San Jose, California

1 Nov 18

Is that her?

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@porwest (91088)

• United States

4 Nov 18

No. Just a random picture.

@amadeo (111938)

• United States

17 Aug 18

pretty cute there.You have a way with words.Enjoy the bachelor weekend

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@porwest (91088)

• United States

16 Feb 21

I like to be sneaky like that, sir. Miss the hell out of you here by the way. Makes me think someone needs to give us an update.

@rakski (123380)

• Philippines

18 Aug 18

Oh ahaha. Girls' weekend and a bachelor night. Oh lala Do not forget to clean the kitchen. i do not want to read an obituary next week.

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@pgntwo (22408)

• Derry, Northern Ireland

18 Aug 18

Ya gots me too.

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@porwest (91088)

• United States

16 Feb 21

You are welcome. lol

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@Marilynda1225 (82789)

• United States

17 Aug 18

You got me with your title

Hope they have a great girls weekend and you enjoy being a bachelor for a few days

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@porwest (91088)

• United States

16 Feb 21

They had a great time, and so did I as I recall. Glad I was successfully sneaky with the title.

@andriaperry (116936)

• Anniston, Alabama

17 Aug 18

I knew there was a catch.

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@porwest (91088)

• United States

17 Aug 18

With me? Always. She can't leave me anyway. I was too much the catch.

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@Married33 (102)

• United States

18 Aug 18

Lol..yeah you definitely pulled my leg. Well it's good to know that she really didn't leave you as in divorce. Love is a beautiful thing.

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@porwest (91088)

• United States

16 Feb 21

I am very pleased I was not talking about divorce either. lol. We really do love each other quite a lot.

@yugocean (9963)

• India

18 Aug 18

If you can cook yourself, then it would be better, don't live hungry, or maybe you have to eat out.

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@Shiva49 (26686)

• Singapore

18 Aug 18

This post deserves to be at the top - the teaser of the heading notwithstanding. I think some credit goes to her too for the inspiration - Siva

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@kobesbuddy (78882)

• East Tawas, Michigan

18 Aug 18

I just pulled my heart out of my stomach and believed you, at first! Thank God, your wife is just spending some quality time with your mother, sister, and niece:) We have set up cameras in all the rooms before hand, to make sure that house is kept in order! lol My daughter-in-law did the exact same thing with her mother. She might bump into your wife, somewhere in Kentucky!

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@everwonderwhy (7358)

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27 Aug 18

Oh, you cheeky!!!! Have a good time being apart from each other for a while.:')

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@porwest (91088)

• United States

29 Aug 18

When you are married long enough...one cherishes the quiet time.

@aureliah (24316)

• Kenya

18 Aug 18

You are not the kind to be left

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@ZedSmart (19787)

• Philippines

18 Aug 18

Ha ha. I expected something but I have already the reminder in my head while just reading the title. You're free for this weekend and it's good to hang out with friends.

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