My Wife Left Me
By Jim Bauer
@porwest (89670)
United States
August 17, 2018 4:47pm CST
Well, that is it. I got home from my business travel, my wife had packed some bags, and the house was empty, but the cat was still here.
To be fair, I knew this would be the case. I mean, we had talked about it, and so it was no real surprise. The writing was already on the wall days ago if not months ago.
Okay, okay. So I am not being entirely genuine here. She is only gone for a weekend trip with my mom, my sister, and my 21 year old niece. They are calling it a 'girl's weekend.' They headed off to the Ozarks which is about 3 or so hours away.
She will be back Sunday sometime.
I am calling it a bachelor weekend. I hope she has a great time and I know she will. I will probably spend some time playing my guitar and of course doing my own thing while I can.
I will make sure the house is clean before she gets home. Not because I want her to come home to a clean house necessarily. But if she comes home to a dirty one my next post may be an obituary.
Sorry for the click bait. I just could not resist.
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38 responses
@1hopefulman (45120)
• Canada
18 Aug 18
So behave or you will be in the dog-house playing your guitar. Your are pretty good. Do you have a YouTube channel also?
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@1hopefulman (45120)
• Canada
18 Aug 18
@porwest I understand! She just wants to spend more time with you. I will check your channel.
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@porwest (89670)
• United States
29 Aug 18
@1hopefulman I like your way of thinking.
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@porwest (89670)
• United States
18 Aug 18
I do.
My wife actually enjoys my guitar playing, although when I get into it she sometimes hates the time I spend doing it. But I don't get to play as often as I like. Always something needing done.
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@dgobucks226 (35552)
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18 Aug 18
Well, your Bachelor weekend sounds much safer than the movie titled "Bachelor Party." You are pulling out all the response stops now aren't you
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@porwest (89670)
• United States
16 Feb 21
Yeah. Even looking back on this one, I was amazed by two things. How many responses to this one I actually got, and how many I forgot to respond to.
How rude of me. Working on fixing that as we speak because as I have posted in the past, I eventually do get to ALL of them. This one just took me two years.
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@porwest (89670)
• United States
21 Feb 21
@dgobucks226 Yes it does. But like I have posted many times, and will probably post again, I DO eventually get to them all. lol
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@GardenGerty (160530)
• United States
18 Aug 18
I suspected something like this. I am close to the Ozarks as well. If I pack quickly maybe I can join her.
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@porwest (89670)
• United States
16 Feb 21
Right now the Ozarks would be abysmally cold. But then this was August, two years ago that I posted this. Not sure why I bother to make sure I check old posts to make sure I responded properly to all of them.
Just a thing I do I guess.
But I do remember she had a good time, and I had some peace and quiet. It was nice if I remember it right. lol
@allknowing (135585)
• India
18 Aug 18
Are you so starved of responses that you take the myLot community for a ride by this title
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@RasmaSandra (79484)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
18 Aug 18
Hope you and the cat have a really wild weekend just don't wreck the house completely.
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@JohnRoberts (109846)
• Los Angeles, California
18 Aug 18
Time for you to par-tay!
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@Marilynda1225 (82627)
• United States
17 Aug 18
You got me with your title
Hope they have a great girls weekend and you enjoy being a bachelor for a few days
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@Married33 (102)
• United States
18 Aug 18
Lol..yeah you definitely pulled my leg. Well it's good to know that she really didn't leave you as in divorce. Love is a beautiful thing.
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@kobesbuddy (78882)
• East Tawas, Michigan
18 Aug 18
I just pulled my heart out of my stomach and believed you, at first! Thank God, your wife is just spending some quality time with your mother, sister, and niece:) We have set up cameras in all the rooms before hand, to make sure that house is kept in order! lol My daughter-in-law did the exact same thing with her mother. She might bump into your wife, somewhere in Kentucky!
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@everwonderwhy (7284)
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27 Aug 18
Oh, you cheeky!!!! Have a good time being apart from each other for a while.:')
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